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JonBoy

I am here for Friends

About Me

Look up sagittarius, it fits pretty well. I'm far too optimistic. I try to be humble. I'm simple, shy, and quiet for the most part. I have three goldfish named Snake, Tiger Shark Cow Hawk, and Squirrel and two golden dojo loaches named Caterpillar and Dragon. I'm pretty weird. I name a lot of my things, but somehow never named my three guitars. I enjoy the quirky, simple, weird little things. And a good wine or beer. And good sushi. And playing with my food (Look at Cherryl's pic. Can you guess what that is?). And when people use random vocab words in everyday conversation. And spoonerism (look it up). And personification as amusement. Cherryl is good at that. I suggest you exercise your creativity.

My Interests

I like sports (fantasy sports and watching sports and playing sports) and video games (Madden and WoW mostly) and hold em. Oh... I enjoy the quirky, simple, weird little things. And a good wine or beer. And good sushi. And playing with my food. And using random vocab words in everyday conversation. And spoonerism. And personification as amusement.

I'd like to meet:

In no particular order... Adam Sandler, Emm Gryner, Dave Chappelle, Jaymee Ong, and Belle from Beauty and the Beast.

Music:

Yes please...I play guitar and piano (but I can't read sheet music), and I wish I played Rock Band more. I used to write songs, but they're too cheesy. I don't like cheesy songs. I do like funny songs. Green Day, The Decemberists, Damien Rice, Invid, Tom Jobim, and Astrud Gilberto take up a lot of my mp3 player.

Movies:

The Princess Bride, The Wedding Singer, Snatch, Ocean's 11, The Iron Giant, Kung Pao ("That's a lotta nuts!"), The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe (the old school animated one), and South Park.

Television:

Heroes, Jeopardy, Monk, House, The Galloping Gourmet, The Jeff Corwin Experience, Bill Nye, and pretty much all sports.

Books:

The Chronicles of Narnia, The Warlord Trilogy and The Grail Quest Series, Harry Potter Series, The Giving Tree, The Alchemist, and all books by Christopher Moore. He's hilarious!

Heroes:

Everyone who has sacrificed their lives to make the world a better home.