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About Me

My name is Adam. Most people call me "Ernie". I don't know why. Maybe I should stop wearing Ernie's name tag. I invented the high-five. I like to wear socks with sandles. I like peanut butter and jelly snadwhiches, because they taste better than peanut butter and asparagus sandwhiches. This site is for the Rosemont Chronicles. The Rosemont Chronicles is my hilarious website. I write funny articles there every week (...month... ok, year). You should go there. I command it. This is the link: The Rosemont Chronicles

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Me. I bet I'm a pretty awsome dude to meet. If you would like to meet an awsome dude like me, you should click these silly looking tiny little blue letters . That will take you to the home of The Rosemont ChroniclesAnd if you just can't get enough Adam, here are some funky tunes he wrote:

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Music:

The Rosemont Chronicles , The Beatles, ELO (Electric Light Orchestra), CAKE, Wings, Ben Folds Five, The Beach Boys, Ben Folds, Genisis, Reel Big Fish, The Planet Smashers, Chicago, OK GO, Weezer, 3rd Eye Blind, Boston, Daft Punk, Billy Joel, Elton John, Supertramp, Fat Boy Slim, The Cars, Styx, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, Pink Floyd, Journey, Rocktopus, Weird Al, Jackso Browne, CCR (Creadence Clearwater Revival), Three Dog Night, Jeff Lynn, Tu pac (2 Pac), U2, Wilco, Richard Swift, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Tony Bennet, Bobby Darrin, Phil Collins, Jack Johnson, Badfinger, Audioslave, The Who, Depeche Mode, Heuy Lewis and the News, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, Count Bassie, Chet Baker, Dave Brubrek, Geroge Sharing, Maynard Feguon, Bone Thugs and Harmony, Smash Mouth, The Traveling Wilberrys, Roy Orbison, The Police, Lifehouse, Jet, Areosmith, Rooney, Steppenwolf, Ray Charles, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrioson, ad yes, even solo Ringo.

Movies:

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My Blog

Goodbye Old Friend

Goodbye Old Friend Goodbye isn't easy. Especially when it's too the one you loved more than anything else in the world. But I belive that lost love always leaves behind a little gift. Most of the time...
Posted by The Rosemont Chronicles on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:48:00 PST

Thought Bubbling

Thought Bubbling Just like my Golden Girls poster, this list was for my own private-time entertainment. Some of it's weird, some of it's cute, some of it's gross, some of it doesn't make sense, an...
Posted by The Rosemont Chronicles on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST

Love, Jack Frost

Love, Jack Frost Being out of work during the Christmas season means that I have too spend every day working real hard to find a new job. So after I tell my girlfriend that lie, I spend my time watc...
Posted by The Rosemont Chronicles on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:38:00 PST

Wave Goodbye to Your Sanity

  'Wave' Goodbye to Your Sanity You better sit down for this news. Then you better stand up again, then sit down again, then stand up again, and then sit down again, because this year is the 25...
Posted by The Rosemont Chronicles on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST

Thanksgiving: Christmas Official Commercial Break (Revised)

  Thanksgiving: Christmas Official Commercial Break It truly is a Thanksgiving miracle. Absolutely no news happened today! None. You may not believe me, but its true. Just open your newspaper...
Posted by The Rosemont Chronicles on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 03:37:00 PST

Date Without Leaving the Comfort of Your Own Home.

Date Without Leaving the Comfort of Your Own Home. Lately a lot of people have been politely reminding me that I have not written any articles for the "Rosemont Chronicles" in quite awhile. They have...
Posted by The Rosemont Chronicles on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:12:00 PST

Gray (Hair) Matter: My 23rd Birthday

 Gray (Hair) Matter: My 23rd Birthday August 3rd, 2005. Today I turned 57 years old. Thats a problem because yesterday I was 22. I know this is problem because I consider myself an expert in ma...
Posted by The Rosemont Chronicles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TV Wasteland

TV Wasteland (Its Only TV Wasteland) Recently I have been watching a lot of daytime television. I belive that as a writer, it is my duty to watch shows and inform readers about them& And it is a whol...
Posted by The Rosemont Chronicles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Win a Date With Adam

Recently I was shooting my mouth off on the radio. This is not unusual. Shooting my mouth off on the radio is what I do best. I tried juggling on the radio once, but it didnt work very well. But whil...
Posted by The Rosemont Chronicles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

30640 Used to be My Favorite Number

Im a little distressed today. As I have discussed with you, my close Myspace Family and/or gathering of stoned college students who have no idea what site you keep clicking on, I take my Internet...
Posted by The Rosemont Chronicles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST