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Chini

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when I went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I... I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.

My Interests

open bars at weddings, telling stories with horrible exaggerations, creating incredibly good soundtracks for a party, triumphantly throwing empty kegs, falling down stairs on purpose for a laugh and then regretting it the next morning, camelbaks filled with champagne, sculpting my guns and then showcasing them on myspace, del taco tuesdays, snowboarding, beer bonging followed by streaking through the quad, persuading people to buy things they can't afford, breaking into ice cream parlors at 3AM, playing guitar, drunk dials, taking inappropriate pictures on other people's cameras, having movie quote conversations, winning beer pong and/or flip cup tourneys, playing soccer, smelling girls who wear the paris hilton perfume, and dropping it like it's hot.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Every time I die, Chevelle, Hot Hot Heat, Program the dead, Lupe Fiasco, Blood Brothers, Neon Blonde, dave matthews band, bloc party, Chiodos, muse, tool, circa survive, head automatica, rise against, eric clapton, silverstein, incubus, mars volta, thursday, lovedrug, counting crows, the bronx, outkast, pink floyd, gypsy kings, frank sinatra, rage against the machine, jack johnson, tsunami bomb, AC/DC, pearl jam, tom petty, minus the bear, kanye west, dashboard confessional, weezer, postal service, thrice, guns and roses, coheed and cambria, eighteen visions, death cab for cutie, nick drake, jimi hendrix, alkaline trio, bruce springsteen, every time i die, radiohead, elliot smith, beatles, james taylor, beck, N.E.R.D., AFI, johnny cash, robert goulet

Movies:

talladega nights, the big lebowski, made, wedding crashers, napolean dynamite, million dollar baby, top gun, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, donnie darko, super troopers, ferris bueller's day off, anchorman, garden state, swingers, the sandlot, boondock saints, old school, good will hunting, dumb and dumber, the goonies, animal house, old school 2 is on the list even though I haven't seen it yet

Television:

ROB AND BIG, family guy, curb your enthusiasm, Late night with Conan O'Brien, pardon the interruption, the simpsons, Da Ali G show, macgyver, the cosby show, Entourage, america's funniest home videos, the real world, I miss The Wonder Years.

Books:

anything by Chuck Palahniuk, walden, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, to kill a mockingbird, lord of the rings, high fidelity, death of a salesman, the tipping point

Heroes:

jesus christ....wait nevermind I'm not religious, so Batman. And of course, the big Mac himself... img src="http://www.antoniogenna.net/doppiaggio/telefilm/macgyve r.jpg"