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That Guy

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About Me

Well, things have turned full circle. I just celebrated my 1 year anniversary, and I am still alive. I would have thought she would have offed me by now. We just moved in and are renting my childhood home in Rosemont. I am back at Round Table, but for how long, I dunno. I just took a test with the state, so we will have to see how that works out.My dog is my kid, for now. The wife wants to use my baby batter for no good. I worry about how good of a father I would be, I just hope for no girls. I dont wanna grow up...

My Interests

Takin money from lil kids, throwing my shoes at people, bringing 50 cents to the dollar store, training my cats like dogs, spittin rhyme's like dimes, selling toilets, being in trouble with my woman, putting my face in between some lovely twins, makin money the wrong way, playing video games while doing it, laying the pimp hand where need be.

I'd like to meet:

Im here more for the people I already know, and to reconnect to those that I did know.

Music:

Not country

Movies:

Too many to list, but I would have to say The Shawshank Redemption will always be number one.

Television:

Smallville, Adult Swim, Reno 911, Arrested Developement, and Prison break. Thats about all i get to watch every week.

Books:

Im pretty illiterate, you still can't go wrong with the Catcher in the Rye.

Heroes:

I really dont have any heroes, just a lot of people I respect a whole lot. **Update** Every man who is still with their wife, or has not killed said wife, you are now my hero.

My Blog

Stupid Car Accidents

So it has been a week seen the Danger Cart was Broadsided and Rolled with me in it.  What I have learned from this is that you can bruise it's right boob, but you cannot hurt steel.  The one...
Posted by That Guy on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

One of the shortest relationships ever....

Really unbelievable.
Posted by That Guy on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 01:58:00 PST

A letter from uncle boozy

So i posted a friend test last night, and i recieved a message this morning from an important person.  UncleBoozy wrote: I am a overgrown child with a relentless devotion to alcohol, and a crippl...
Posted by That Guy on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 07:24:00 PST