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The Cultural Moron

Nobody puts baby in a corner.

About Me

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My Interests

the sound of a piano being played, photography, being lazy, the comedian Michael Ian Black, Thai food, slurpees, KEVIN and BEAN in the morning, my psuedo band "Keytar Magic", Northern California, the dollar theater, swimming, fruit tarts from The Farm Bakery, mix tapes, my IPOD, final cut, DISNEYLAND, things having to do with the 1980's, Las Vegas, watching horrible movies, magazines, JIMMY CARTER, absurd humor, the drive-in, film geeks, NOT being pretentious or "hip", down comforters, MAC, Lemonade, the olympics, In N Out, being adventurous, Irish Pubs, road trips, not completing screenplays, snow cone machines, Lucille's Restaurant, The Lonely Island, theme parks in general, converse, Nintendo, ski-ball, Yosemite, nostalgia, mud football, theme parties...etc.

I'd like to meet:

Him.

Music:

Classic Rock is my favorite type of music by far and I love Fleetwood Mac, Led Zep, the Stones, Elton John, ELO, The Cars, Jackson Browne, Billy Joel, Queen, Pink Floyd. I am also into: The Counting Crows, Jack's Mannequin, U2, OK GO, John Mayer, Otis Redding, Jimmy Eat World, anything Motown, John Williams and Danny Elfman, Arcade Fire, Cyndi Lauper, Weezer, Nelly Furtado, The Beastie Boys, most things from the 80's, Ryan Adams (not Bryan...I'm not really into that canadian rock stuff) Stevie Nicks (solo), Ben Folds, Genesis, Madonna, Augustana, The Lashes, Terra Naomi, The Muppets...

Movies:

My two favorite movies of all time are The Goonies and Almost Famous. I am obsessed with pretty much everything Cameron Crowe makes, minus Vanilla Sky. I also enjoy...The Monster Squad, Elf, Evil Dead and Army of Darkness, Garden State, Revenge of the Nerds (all except Nerds In Love), RAD, Keeping The Faith, Thrashin, Indiana Jones (1 and 3), Dazed and Confused, Night at the Roxbury, Jurassic Park, Zoolander, The Wedding Crashers, E.T., The Notebook, Castaway, Captain EO, Gleamin' The Cube, High Fidelity, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Harold and Kumar, Proof, Back to the Future, Bugsy Malone, Ghostbusters (both), The Warriors, Donnie Darko, LOTR and Big Fish.

Television:

My two favorite shows on TV right now that you should REALLY be watching are: THE OFFICE and VERONICA MARS.Beyond that: Arrested Development, the Amazing Race, Scrubs, Undeclared, anything on the History Channel, Project Runway, Best Week Ever (aka "Best Show Ever"), Freaks and Geeks, The Olympics (every 2 years), I love the 70's,80's,90's and Toys....etc.

Books:

I'm a nerd and I like to read. "It's not about the bike" by Lance Armstrong, anything by Nick Hornby. "The Demon In The Freezer", "The Hot Zone", "Conversations With God" (all volumes). Entertainment Weekly. Books about the film industry including "The Devil's Candy" and "Easy Riders and Raging Bulls".

Heroes:

Steve Jobs, JIMMY CARTER, the creator of "Tetris", those 3 nerds from Lonely Island, Princess Diana and the two coolest profesors on the planet Dr. Berlin and Brian Alan Lane. My Anti-Heroes are watermelons and the executives at FOX. They couldn't (can't) program a network to save their lives.