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luke is too damn right.

I chose the curtains and dreamed a dream of domesticity. What a freak you made of me...

About Me

Right now, I'm having doubts in my life. I I live in the midwest. I live for my friends. I watch the local news. Jeans don't fit unless they hug my crotch. I love a good laugh and a good Tom Collins. When I drink, I drink to excess. I'm a journalist. Independent films make me happy. I compulsively buy something expensive with each paycheck. I always try to look my best, even to go to the grocery. I have excellent time-management skills. I hate when people misuse the word "punk." Teenage girls are completely clueless. Electroclash and white female rappers blow my mind. I have a St. Jude mitral valve replacement. I love spectacles, kissing, and absurdities. I've become so comfortable with my sexuality over the past few years. On multiple occasions, people have told me that I look like Benji from Good Charlotte...and I don't think it's a compliment. I shamelessly flirt with "that girl" who tugs at my heartstrings. I love restaurants. The feeling of pulling that metal thing out of a box of salt makes my skin crawl. I'm a college graduate. I obsessively draw hearts. I have a real problem backing away from a fight. I am a chronic gum-chewer. I am partially blind in my right eye. I like word puzzles. Knowing lots of answers on Jeopardy! makes me feel smart. I am really bad at keeping a personal diary. I cry when I'm extremely happy. Poor grammar makes people seem unattractive. I get jealous pretty easily. I came from a town with 2 stoplights. Music makes me think about my life. I don't eat anything generic. I speak Swedish. I can sleep for 12 hours. Dairy is my favorite food group. I talk loudly and have an abrasive laugh. I'm confident. My mom is amazing. I don't pity the grossly overweight. I believe that girls who wear UGG boots deserve throat punches. I love Chinese Cresteds, especially mine. I will put anything in my mouth for laughs. I surround myself with beautiful people. I think MySpace is the tool of the devil. I hate receiving flowers, but I love to buy them for myself. I started wearing undies this year. I like straight bars more than gay bars. I want to start volunteering more time. I rule. I hope you like me. please like me. like me, damnit...or i will eat your face.

My Interests

Music, movies, writing, fashion and fashion parties, eating, boozing, rock-n-roll scum, laughing, derby bitches, that one cadaver in my anatomy class (you know the one, kids), laserbeams, keytars, celebrity blogs, my puppy...and, most importantly, my friends. They are my passion. Well, them and Bud Select.

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Music:

Red Aunts, Veruca Salt, Morningwood, stars, Tuscadero, the Like, Neon Blonde, Bettie Serveert, the Sounds, X-ray Spex, Made out of Babies, Garbage, XBXRX, Lunachicks, Like Young, Peaches, LeTigre, Sleater-Kinney, Tegan and Sara, Babes in Toyland, Gore Gore Girls, Locust, Nekromantix, Dashboard Confessional, Aquabats, Tilly and the Wall, Rilo Kiley, Melt Banana, Fluffy, that dog., the Faint, Chicks on Speed, Postal Service, Placebo, Gravy Train!!!!, Cub, Pansy Division, Your Enemies Friends, Shout Out Louds, Mates of State, Fiery Furnaces, Scarling, Red Knife Lottery, Jack Off Jill, Living Things, Detroit Cobras, the butchies, Bjork, Hole, Dresden Dolls, Chantal Kreviazuk, Jill Sobule, Blondie, the Donnas, Rasputina, Horrorpops, Read Yellow, Miss TK and the Revenge, the Kills, Nancy Sinatra, Giant Drag, Toilet Boys, Beehive and the Barracudas, Clorox Girls, Nina Gordon, Rahbras, Boss Hog, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Miss Kitten, Bis, Ladytron, like, Betty Blowtorch, Broadcast, A-lines, the Thermals, Lady Sovereign, Auf der Maur, Magnapop, Autolux, Ravenettes ...

Movies:

Welcome to the Dollhouse, Bring it On, Superstar, A League of their Own, Legally Blonde, Spice World, Fight Club, Party Monster, Girls Will be Girls, Seven, Doom Generation, Brokeback Mountain...

Television:

Reality TV whore: Survivor, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, the Apprentice, Wife Swap, Amazing Race, etc. Also, Campus Ladies is the funniest show on television.

Books:

David Sedaris is hilarious (Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, Barrel Fever, Holidays on Ice). A Cup of Tea. To Kill a Mockingbird, the Chronicles of Narnia, Fat Girls in Lawn Chairs. Marley and Me.

Heroes:

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