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davewachter

citizenDave Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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thewhofartedfactory

THE WHO FARTED? FACTORY Who Farted?

Age:
50 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CHICAGO,
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
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Corris The Impenetrable

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Wrexham, Wales
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
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Bad Bridesmaid WWW.BADBRIDESMAID.COM

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
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nasruoshi

Nas

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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The Menthol Mormon Legionnaire How to cultivate selective ignorance—and create time—with a low-information diet

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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LJ so, tell me how you really feel....

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Medina, Ohio
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Hadlee .2% Less than before.

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bristol, Southwest
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender

Nemushita

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Marseille, PACA
Country:
France
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average
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Robert Back to my roots. Ramblin' on.

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
South Pasadena Adjacent, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
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Ryan Joseph Everything in moderation, including moderation

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Antipolo, Rizal
Country:
Philippines
Status:
In a Relationship
johnmulaney

John Mulaney

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BROOKLYN,
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
smartymartyparty

Marty

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Keele,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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backporchkitty

Backporch Kitty The picture they took of you in your cowboy hat makes you look like you are one of the boys out on a

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Horsham,
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
lindahofvander

Linda

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
stockholm, Stockholms län
Country:
Sweden
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
nicodemus33

nicodemus shallow grave.

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
chicago, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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chickvelcro

TV

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
minneapolis, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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Butterstk is Saxby Chambliss

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NOT TEXAS, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
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Julie

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Parañaque, Manila
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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flozda

flordeliza

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
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j-csmc-pzn-oa totally botally!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SIMI VALLEY, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
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keyboardmag

Keyboard Magazine From Riff To Record

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
San Francisco Bay Area, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
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college_rules

jackie young, gifted, and not getting into harvard

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
stromboli, Messina
Country:
Italy
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Tina

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Encino, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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Julian fun isn't straight edge...

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Montreal, Quebec
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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Joseph ATX

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Austin, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
odlbrian

Brian from ODL

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LAWRENCEBURG, Kentucky
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
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Wall-e The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Deltona, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average

Irwin Canadian comedian and writer

Age:
50 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
toronto, ontario
Country:
Canada
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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The careless perfectionist

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Manchester,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
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maotzetof

Christophe

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Ile-de-France
Country:
France
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Sylvain Pesant

Age:
40 years old
Status:
Single
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Erik

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian

Henry Kelly The next category is... cheese. Select.

Age:
61 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
London,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
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1lguapo

DJ1L I am Luis / DJ 1L of KingHellBastard.

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cream City, Wisconsin
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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redblackrose Sakit perut ni!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Malaysia
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
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creativitydies

Corman That's me on the left

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Nnnick Haven't you heard that the devil has been throwing beautiful boys out of windows?

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn, Alabama
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
micachad

Michael Neal...obviously

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

Malene AMOR VINCIT OMNIA

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Sydney,
Country:
Australia
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
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claudeharper

claude Yup, dis is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Age:
61 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Edinburgh, Scotland
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
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Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Age:
34 years old
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

.kiss me just like a bee sting. enthusiasm for life defeats me

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
bumblefuck, ARIZONA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
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Daniel Joel i♥bmx

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Australia
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Rachel fingers crossed

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Berlin
Country:
Germany
Status:
Single

Edgar Alejandro No Clever Quote .... Just Call me Alex!

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Woodland Hills, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average
Here For:
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daniel

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Tallahassee, Florida
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

ONLY DA MIRROR IS MY BIGGEST COMPETITION!!! WEN U HEAR MY NAME ROYALTY U THINKIN IM RICH,IF U CATCH ME WIT DA POLICE U GOIN CALL ME A SNITCH,IF

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PETERSBURG, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
meandmarty07

Luva Gurl

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
FAYETTEVILLE, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends