Secret Confessions pt. 10 |
when i was probably nearly twelve i somehow ended up with a piece of lint stuck to my penis and when i saw it i freaked out and thought i had a disease and ran to my dad and he looked at it for a seco...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:14:00 GMT |
Secret Confessions pt. 9 |
when i was like, thirteen or fourteen i used to go on the Screeching Weasel message board all the time and call everyone on there posers.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:19:00 GMT |
Secret Confessions pt. 8 |
today i had such a hang over that i got down on all fours and started puking in the shower and while i was puking i also started shitting a little and when i was done puking and shitting at once, i fe...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:51:00 GMT |
Secret Confessions pt. 7 |
for like 6 months after i saw The Ring i turned the tv around backwards every night before going to sleep because if i didn't i was too scared to get out of bed to go to the bathroom in the dark.
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 14:30:00 GMT |
Secret Confessions pt. 6 |
when i was like, fifteen, i used to download nudie pictures off alt.mag.penthouse, (mostly pretty vanilla lesbian "bondage" pictures)*, and then spend an hour photoshopping the ladies' hair bright blu...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:40:00 GMT |
Secret Confessions pt. 5 |
three years ago alana was drawing a picture of me naked and i asked her to draw my penis bigger.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:24:00 GMT |
Secret Confessions pt. 4 |
the first time i masturbated, it was to the video for Anytime, Any Place by Janet Jackson.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:45:00 GMT |
Secret Confessions pt. 3 |
i just cried during the street fight in Rocky V.
Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 14:04:00 GMT |
Secret Confessions pt. 2 |
i used to play Vampire: The Masquerade.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 14:12:00 GMT |
Secret Confessions pt. 1 |
in high school my email address was [email protected].
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 23:37:00 GMT |
