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Michael Neal...obviously

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About Me

I say things like "It's okay to miss the bed on the first jump"
I used to go out with midgets
I read werewolf espionage thrillers you snob
I sing johnny cash soprano and bjork basso
I keep it loose AND tight
I used to date heroine addicts but now I date methadone addicts
I know how a toothbrush works

My Interests

Comic Books, Karl Pilkington, Chimps and little monkeys, the nature of consciousness, TV, good books man!

I'd like to meet:

Norrin Radd

Music:

Destroyer, Broken Social Scene, M. Ward, Otis, that Ford truck commerical, Muhammad Ali(he was a rapper right?). Any rap with violence. Smart, pretty rock ballads. Tom Waits alone in a diner music. etc...

Movies:

Manhattan Minnie and Moskovitz ...and that's just the M's motherfucka

Television:

Bravo! Bravo!

Books:

"Remember When MTV Used to Play Music and Other Amusing Anecdotes I Wrote Down Before a Nap" by Larry Lipton

Heroes:

The Silver Surfer, Michael Jordan, Ernest Hemingway, Bertrand Russell, Frederick Douglass

My Blog

Thank you Don Imus

It was just last Thanksgiving following my trip to Lagos and the new spiritual beliefs which fortified me when Michael Richards reminded me ... reminded us all really ... how hurtful the word "nigger"...
Posted by Michael Neal...obviously on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

Album Review - John Mayer - Continuum

If you've ever had the misfortune of taking a bite out of the Dunkin' Donughts maple cheddar breakfast sandwich you have a working idea of how this music sounds.
Posted by Michael Neal...obviously on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:46:00 PST

Retro Soul Train!!!

Apparently channel 11 plays old school episodes of Soul Train on Saturday mornings.  This is glorious.  Don Cornelius for president.
Posted by Michael Neal...obviously on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:30:00 PST

Anyone Else Seen this Lazy Sunday video!!!!????

Some of you are already aware that I served in a grand jury for 10 days in December.  The most crippling aspect of jury duty is how out of touch you become with pop culture and Web...
Posted by Michael Neal...obviously on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:43:00 PST

If the Lesbians Won't Dance then I Will

I don't normally go to lesbian clubs (I know where I'm not wanted) but somehow found myself in just such an establishment this past Friday.  It was a stomping good time full of dancing and drink...
Posted by Michael Neal...obviously on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST

A Retro cut...BREAKING NEWS: Actor/Comedian Sinbad Misses Ninth Straight Tae-bo Workout

Acclaimed actor/comedian Sinbad was again missing today from his weekly Taebo exercise class at the Los Angeles fitness center on Santa Monica Boulevard making this the ninth straight absence to date ...
Posted by Michael Neal...obviously on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

Politics & Yellow galoshes

I have two things to say. ..1- Ladies (this one goes out to all the ladies) you should wear yellow galoshes when it rains... It will make men happier on such miserable days... At least it makes me hap...
Posted by Michael Neal...obviously on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:11:00 PST

OTHER ME'S

In this installment of Other Me's we pay a visit to the Michael Neal who kicks more ass than me and that's not just metaphorically speaking.  Here's what's important to know:  He's a 10th D...
Posted by Michael Neal...obviously on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:29:00 PST

broken social (pun)

Every once in awhile you go in to work on a Friday morning filled with all the crooked suspicions of that week past and you listen to a new album that lifts you into some good area usually o...
Posted by Michael Neal...obviously on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

Sambo & The Tough Guy

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming Graphic Novel Sambo & The Tough Guy:     I guess this was it; our backs to the wall.  Three mugs with tipped Steyr AUG's and a Snub Nose...
Posted by Michael Neal...obviously on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST