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sweetznc_shawtiie

♥Shawtiie_KayLa stay Balla and Glamour♥

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Stephanie one woman medicine show

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Jersey City, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends, Networking
cashincomedy

Pat Cashin When in doubt, throw penguins. ~ Jim Henson

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
The Jersey Shore, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Networking
icelayne

Noy b4 i go, trouble'll take place

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Cyberjaya, Selangor
Country:
Malaysia
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

L.A. Jack Kerouac said something like this: It ain't watcha say, it the way atcha say it....

Age:
38 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Chicago, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
katahimikan

Mous€ We are masters of our enemy till there is no enemy

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Highland 919, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Age:
51 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LAWTON, Oklahoma
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Winona Fighter

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
DENVER, COLORADO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
mcm1900

Matt.

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
An' Why See?, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking

E-Money a.k.a Pepeafuego Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAINT PETERSBURG, FLORIDA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

JOTAJOTAROX I don't believe in the Devil, I just agree with everything he's telling me

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Silverlake to Unicorn Hill, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends
pililani

Elle

Age:
51 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Wahiawa, Hawaii
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Elizabeth Where did Elizabeth go? Did she take a shortcut?

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Farmington, CT, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
rag2ren

Renaissance, Actress and Model

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

Dyisika i wake up every morning and piss excellence

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Mr. Michael Adams I've got money in the bank, and I know what shawty dranks.

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Kansas City, Lawrence, Kansas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Friends

WEST BANK STORY

Age:
103 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship

Sokha

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
andcaitsaid

can i be drunk?

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
wo town, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends
freakyninja

htiek

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
JANESVILLE, WISCONSIN
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SOUTH JORDAN, Utah
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
nessa_rene

v for nessa I'M GONNA BE A MOM!!!

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Killeen, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends

SENOR GUZMAN

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAN LEANDRO, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

*Liner* SlacKeR 4 LiFe!!! (*R.I.P* ABUELA *SIXTA*)

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
♥PASSAIC, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
pryvitedreadedteddy

Young Teddy P

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Haterville, South Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Networking

Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they're always there!

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Silverdale, Washington
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

lira dianne

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Serious Relationships

DaShow

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
EAST ORANGE, NEW JERSEY
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

Celisse Pretty isn't beautiful...pretty is what changes, what the eye arranges is what is beautiful.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
kemergirl

~> frib <~ Waste your time with friends, live for the moment, laugh often, be immature, do anything and everyth

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Penfield, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!

Rowena no, seriously, i'm not gonna drink tonight.

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Francisco, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight

kartsy

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Iligan City, Lanao del sur
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Here For:
Serious Relationships

StEpH **Tell me you will never forget me, because if I thought you would, I would never leave** -Winnie th

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
WALNUT, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
anywhere, Kentucky
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
sophiaparnachelli

Sophia Parnachelli If you always did what you've always done, You will always get what you always got

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
The hood Baltimore, Maryland
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

princess

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Salford, Northwest
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
skinnywhtgirl

Betty.Bundt.Cake The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Buford, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

conan When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying, Here you throw this away

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
swartz creek, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

michele Think of me what you will, I've got a little space to fill

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
EPHRATA, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Parker There's a million fine looking women in the world dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at wor

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Seattle, Washington
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Johann Joseph

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Imus,
Country:
Philippines
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends, Networking

rajah

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
manila, manila
Country:
Philippines
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends
sophonnara

Sophonnara

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TACOMA, Washington
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

don't sweat it honey,she's a pair of comfort clogs and your a pair of red 6' stilettos!

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Friends

-Samantha- DoNt GiT iT tWiZtEd BiTcHeS!!!!

Age:
18 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
A*Town, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

marie "zuckerschnecke" chen All I know is that I know nothing at all

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Switzerland
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Sexy A** Libra WE MADE IT YALL!!! THE C/O 07!!!

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BALTIMORE, Maryland
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
neilgaiman1

Neil Gaiman Unofficial fan page

Age:
47 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Networking

Eneng

Age:
20 years old
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
amy_turner_overdrive

Amy Turner/Overdrive I'm smart BECAUSE I'm so small.

Age:
35 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Tennessee
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends