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Amy Turner/Overdrive

I'm smart BECAUSE I'm so small.

About Me

So I was driving through Georgia and I got pulled over for speeding. While I was waiting for the cop to write my ticket I said (out loud even)"wouldn't it be funny if I went to jail?". Long story short, I ended up in jail. Granted a couple of hours later the Henry County police realized they had made a stupid mistake and I was freed, but I learned three valuable life lessons that day.Number One- I really must learn to be more respectful of karma, as I'm obviously her bitch.Number Two- I can't stand Georgia.And Number Three- Jail is NEVER funny.

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My Interests

Music (playing it, listening to it, watching it, etc.). My dogs. And by dogs I mean actual dogs. I am not just trying to use slang badly. TV on DVD. Movies. Big ideas. Viruses. Rollerskating.

I'd like to meet:

Mandy Patinkin.

Music:

the Cure, Bauhaus, Sabbath, Les Savy Fav, Joy Division, New Order, Prince, This is a Process of a Still Life, Wilson Pickett, Nick Cave, Wow & Flutter, Fugazi, the Smiths, Lamb of God, Jackson 5, Tomahawk, Michael Jackson, skinny puppy, Pixies, Springsteen, Ministry, Apocalyptica, the Coug, Depeche Mode, the Violent Femmes, Beastie Boys, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Al Green, Sonic Youth, Franz Liszt, siouxsie, My Bloody Valentine, Queen, Tom Waits, Wagner, Nitzer Ebb, Stevie Wonder, Otis Redding, Tom Petty, Yo Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Einsturzende Neubauten, Percy Sledge, Yeltsin, Devo, Morrissey, the AX, Burke Jam, Birth, 31 Knots, ferocious eagle

Movies:

B Horror, Goonies, Real Genius, anything with zombies or vampires, Rock and Roll High School (so began my huge crush on Joey Ramone), post apocalyptic movies (big guns and leather), Beetlejuice, Fame, Edward Scissorhands, Caddyshack, Blade Runner, Groundhog Day, Coen Brothers stuff, Time Bandits, Heathers, Night of the Comet, Dirty Harry movies, Dead End Drive-In, Princess Bride, Cloak & Dagger.....

Television:

Anything with Mandy Patinkin, the Sarah Silverman Program,the 80's hit tv show Fame, Buffy, Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under, Mr. Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Kids Inc (okay not now, but when I was 10), Kids in the Hall, MST3K, Freaks & Geeks, Northern Exposure

Books:

Oscar Wilde, Alexander Pope, Thomas Hardy, Edgar Allen Poe, Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell, Thomas Andrews, virology non fiction, other science non fiction, math books, musician biographies, composer biographies, music theory texts, tape op, glossy fashion rags

Heroes:

Matt, Megan, and Charlie for giving me something to aspire to in the brains department. Keiffer and Simon Gallup for giving me something to aspire to in the bass playing department. And Shakira and Fergie for giving me something to aspire to in the ass department.