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dwight t albatross®, the cocksman®

Dwight poops. Powell says, Tastes like chicken!

About Me

You know that song"Now You're Messin' With a Son of a Bitch?" Well, that's me bitches! I like taking my pants off. Hot tubs and cigars, while eating beef jerky. I made up the "donkey punch" in 1972.I made Eric "The Goon" Powell all that he is today!I like saying, "Turd Furgeson." It just sounds funny.I'm a fan of hipocrasy.If I was on "The Price is Right," I'd bet a dollar ahead of the other guy.I only buy American, with the exception of asian whores ... ... ...I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Boobies, cigars, tattoos, and THE GOONdwights blinky page elite ... and more.. ...

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Clutch, Helmet, Jesus Lizard, soundgarden,RATM, caboverpete. dean martin, frank sinatra, unsane, quicksand,patsy cline, johnny cash, ministry, tool, perfect cicrle, rollins band, lynard skynard, ac/dc, led zepplin, hank jr, eyeore powell..

Movies:

Porn...Oh, and Star Wars

Television:

deadwood-porn-sex in the city

Books:

Playboy, Penthouse Forum, Catcher in the Rye, and THE GOON

Heroes:

Me, Dwight T. Albatross BUY MY NEW BOOK JULY 25TH!

My Blog

san diego comic con 07

    Well what can i say about the con this year? There was lots of craziness and lots of fun all the way around. We launched our first Episode of the critically acclaimed Blinky's zine....
Posted by dwight t albatross®, the cocksman® on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:44:00 PST

best horror comic book

http://www.rondoaward.com/ 17. BEST HORROR COMIC BOOK -- THE COBBLER'S MONSTER: A TALE OF GEPETTO'S FRANKENSTEIN, by Jeff Amano, Craig Rousseau, Wayne Faucher, Giulia Brusco. Tale of monstrous puppetr...
Posted by dwight t albatross®, the cocksman® on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

san diego: does it always go down smooth?

to me comic con was like this: wake up, shit, smoke, drink coffee, shit again. then go and deal with this all day- " are you eric powell?" " no" "do you know where mr. powell is?" "no, he should be he...
Posted by dwight t albatross®, the cocksman® on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:46:00 PST

grease bowl I

once up on a time i was watching a football game on the booby tubey. mia was making some chicken wings in the oven. i fucking love chicken wingies. anyway, about that time i noticed that we had no hot...
Posted by dwight t albatross®, the cocksman® on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:01:00 PST