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I'M GONNA BE A MOM!!!

About Me


MyHeritage : Look-alike Meter - Family photos - Pedigreemy name is Vanessa Hack. i have a loving husband (who is the greatest man i have ever known) and an adorible-beyond-description baby boy (don't believe me? look at his pictures!) i consider myself to be a laid-back kind of person who tries to avoid unnecessary conflict at all times. i will admit i am very shy and like to keep to myself, but i will warm up to people i consider to be friend material. i spend a lot of time in my own head and can go for days without talking if necessary. if i ever had to be in solitary confinement, i don't think it would be a problem. i don't consider myself to be particularly intelligent, but i do have a skull full of useless information. but, then again, who doesn't these days? some would say i'm immature for my age. to them, i say "YO MAMMA!" i am not a pickey eater, but there are some things i am very particullar about. for example: i don't care what kind of pizza i order, but my burger had better have everything exactly the way i like it or some burger-punk is gonna get his greasy ass beat. i like people who are who they are regardless of social norms. i HATE superficial, materialistic narcissists who think everyone's in their way. to me, those are the ugliest people on the planet. i also hate Tila Tequila, Flavor Flav, New York and anyone else who has their own "love" show on tv. that is no way to find love.... only herpes and crabs. that is all for now.
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

My Interests

i would have to say that my interests are my husband, my son, the arts, cooking, watching tv, and living a drama-free life. i hate gossip; i don't care what celebrities do in their free time; and i really couldn't care less about the latest fashions, trends, and/or fads. i truly believe materialism will be the downfall of western society.

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I'd like to meet:

JESUS CHRIST- he's the savior of the human race... wouldn't you like to meet him?, JOHNNY DEPP- the quiet loner of hollywood, KURT COBAIN- one of the most successfull musicians of our time......... courtney did it (RIP), JOHNNY CASH- cause he's the man in black (RIP), LOUIS ARMSTRONG- wouldn't you want to meet satchmo the great? (RIP), DARTH VADER- the greatest bad guy in the history of the world (RIP), WOLFGANG A. MOZART- his music's BITCHIN'! (RIP), GEORGE W.- i would love to shake the hand of the idiot leader of the free world, ELVIS PRESLEY- why can't people just accept he's dead? (RIP), MITCH HEDBURG- he always wanted a suitcase handcuffed to his wrist (RIP man), FREDDY MERCURY- the greatest gay vocalist of all time (RIP), BRITNEY SPEARS- just to beat the shit out of her, PARIS HILTON- just to beat the shit out of her, YODA- i want to learn the ways of the jedi (and i want a lightsaber) (RIP), MARIE CURRIE- the discoverer of radiation (RIP), EDGAR ALLAN POE- to give him a much needed hug (RIP), CHARELS MANSON- how many people do you know have the power to control other people's minds?, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE- is it wierd if i think he's hot?, STEVE BURNS- yes, the Blue's Clues guy. he's HOT!!!!!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||| 30%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||| 16%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Indie |||||||||||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

Bjork, The Killers, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Queen, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Fanz Ferdinand, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Reliant K, Emery, Norah Jones, Showbred, Fats Waller, Louie Armstrong, Billie Holiday, Buddy Holly, Weezer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Trigger Point, Marilyn Manson, Disturbed, Thousand Foot Crutch, The Steve Miller Band, Rush, Bobby Darin, Falling Up, Blink 182, Green Day, Sum 41, MXPX, ZZ Top, Van Halen, Backstreet Boys, N*SYNC, MC Hammer, Chuck Mangionie, TLC, Gloria Estefan, Michael "Gibby" Garcia, The Blue Oyster Cult, Hanson, Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Cher, Utada Hikaru, TATU, The Blue Man Group, Three Days Grace, Angels and Airwaves, Fall Out Boy, Danny Elfman, Panic! at the Disco, Aqua, The Cranberries, Stephen Lynch, Rick James, Outkast, The All American Rejects, Origa, Linkin Park, John Williams, Flogging Molly, The Doors, Lauren Hill, Strongbad, R.E.M., Polaris, Flight of the Conchords, Missy Elliott, Beck, Kelly, The Vapors, The Verve, Schroder from the Peanuts cartoons, Ok Go!, Alphaville, Beastie Boys, Desmond Dekker, Dethklok, Fatboy Slim, Flogging Molly, Jamiraquai, Kelly, L'arc~en~ciel, Terry Jacks, Hard 'n' Phirm, Dewey Cox

Movies:

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Carribean 1 2 &3, The Lost Boys, The Breakfast Club, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Constantine, Ladder 49, Thirteen, The Hills have Eyes, V for Vendetta, Hostle, Chicken Little, War of the Worlds, Scary Movie 1 2 and 3, Underworld 1 and 2, The Goonies, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Cool World, Blue Collar Comedy Tour/ Rides Again/ One for the Road, Fight Club, Full Metal Jacket, Dirty Dancing, Donnie Darko, Akira, Finding Nemo, Ice Age, Monsters inc., Lilo and Stitch, The Incredibles, Aladdin, The Excorsism of Emily Rose, The Excorsist, the Halloween series, Bram Stroker's Dracula, Mary Shelly's Frankenstien, The Crucible, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Finding Neverland, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of 1000 Corpses, Carousel, The Music Man, Guys and Dolls, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Jesus Christ Superstar, My Fair Lady, Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, The Mask, Liar Liar, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Beerfest, House on Haunted Hill, The Star Wars Saga, Spaceballs, Willow, Napoleon Dynamite, Young Frankenstein, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Big, Cast Away, Forrest Gump, A. I., Pay it Forward, As Good as it Gets, Steel Magnolias, Terms of Enderement, The Evening Star, Batman, Batman and Robin, Batman Forever, Daredevil, Electra, Aeon Flux, The Shawahank Redemption, Glory, Bruce Almighty, Madagascar, Enemy of the State, I Robot, Entrapment, The Hunt for Red October, Jurassic Park 1 2 and 3, Cheaper by the Dozen, The Jerk, Bringing Down the House, The Secret Garden, Can't Hardly Wait, American Pie 1 and 2, American Wedding, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dude, Where's my Car?, Beauty and the Beast, The Jungle Book, The Aristocats, Homeward Bound, The Mighty Ducks 1 2 and 3, Million Dollar Baby, Rocky 1-5, The Rocky and Bullwinkle Movie, The Goofy Movie, An Extremely Goofy Movie, Son-in-Law, Drop Dead Fred, Blue Streak, Bad Boys 1 and 2, White Chicks, Starship Troopers, Men in Black 1 and 2, Nightmare on Elm Street, Dr. Doolittle 1 and 2, Taxi Driver, Hackers, The Birdcage, City of Angels, Face-Off, Grease, Look Who's Talking 1 and 2, Look Who's Talking Now, Big Fish, Matilda, Cinderella, Shakespear in Love, Shallow Hal, Dunstin Checks In, Magnolia, Harold and Maude, Kill Bill 1 and 2, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Blow, Resivoir Dogs, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, Clerks 1 and 2, Sling Blade, Apocalipse Now, X-Men 1 2 and 3, Over the Hedge, Napoleon Dynamite, The South Park Movie, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shambala, 300, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, Stranger than Fiction, Blood Diamond, The Last King of Scotland, Idlewild, I Am Legend, The Bucket List, Jeepers Creepers, Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Arc, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade, Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Television:

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Invader Zim, South Park, Frasier, Will and Grace, Beavis and Butthead, Daria, Drawn Together, Survivor, Without a Trace, Law and Order: SVU, nip/tuck, Danny Phantom, The Fairly Odd Parents, Ren and Stimpy, Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, That 70's Show, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Ghost in the Shell ::Stand Alone Complex::, Lupin the Third, Shin-chan, AquaTeen Hunger Force, Metalocolypse, Korgoth of Barbaria, Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, The Oblongs, Squidbillies, Home Movies, Morel Orel, Harvey Birdman: Attourney at Law, The Dog Whisperer, Scrubs, Cowboy Beebop, X-Men, The Tick, The PowerPuff Girls, Lucy the Daughter of the Devil, Death Note, Sealab 2021, Smallville, Justice Legue, The Unit, The Daily Show with John Stewart, The Colbert Report

Books:

Salems Lot, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, The Great Gatsby, Romeo and Juliet (play), The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Frankenstein, Paradise Lost, Of Mice and Men, The Ethiopian Tattoo Shop, A View from the Bridge (play), Fences (play), Brokeback Mountain (short story), Invisible Monsters, Survivor, Choke, Everything's Eventual, Misery, Christine, Cujo, The Green Mile, Fall of the House of Usher (short story), The Telltale Heart (short story), The Raven (poem), The Masque of the Red Death (short story), Lord of the Flies, Outcry in the Barrio, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (short story), To Kill a Mocking Bird, Of Mice and Men, Where the Red Fern Grows, I Am America (And so Can You!), and the like.
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Heroes:

JESUS- he died for me, DUH!!! ERIC- my loving husband who never gives up when things aren't going well. he taught (and is teaching) me to be strong in everything i do.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 95% Supergirl 92% The Flash 90% Wonder Woman 82% Robin 82% Catwoman 75% Hulk 70% Iron Man 70% Superman 65% Batman 65% Green Lantern 50% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?

Blue Ranger
You are the Blue Ranger, you are Billy. Your weapon is the power lance. You are the Triceratops and the Wolf

My Blog

one o’clock in the morning

hopped up on sugar and caffeine...  can't sleep yet...  eyes are red and itchy...  fingers ache a little...  legs won't stop jittering... listening to music when i really should be...
Posted by v for nessa on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:23:00 PST

the well may be dry...

::sigh::  it seems like i've hit a really big wall when it comes to anything "creative."  sometimes i feel like drawing something, but, as soon as i get a pen in my hand, it goes away and i'...
Posted by v for nessa on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:39:00 PST

The newest addition to our little family...

the whole story is quite interesting.  it all started friday, november 2, at about 5:45 in the evening.  eric and i were getting ready to have dinner when i started getting these really wier...
Posted by v for nessa on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:01:00 PST

baby shower!!!

today was the day of my baby shower!  it was so much fun!  who would have thought that a get together with nothing but older women "ooh-ing" and "aww-ing"  would be tolerable and rather...
Posted by v for nessa on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

sneaky rain!!!!

holy hell!  where did this rain come from?  it was nice and hot and sunny for almost three weeks, then BOOM!!!!!  surprise!  dark days and rainy rain!  i bet it was planning t...
Posted by v for nessa on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST

will there ever be a cure for boredom?

it seems no matter what i do, i'm always bored.  why is that?  even if i find some entertainment in something, a few minutes later, i'm back to being bored.  i know this doesn't just ha...
Posted by v for nessa on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:27:00 PST

long, hot morning.

nap time!  good night!!!
Posted by v for nessa on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:23:00 PST

shopping for baby!

i just spent the afternoon with mom and jess at target.  we spent the whole time getting me and gabriel registered into the lullaby club.  it was an extremely emotional time for my mother.&n...
Posted by v for nessa on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:33:00 PST

good afternoon, fellow mortals!!!!

ahhh!  what a beautiful day it is outside!  but i'm not going out there.  too damn hot.  the news said the high would be in the low hundreds.  whatever.  i'd rather spend...
Posted by v for nessa on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:04:00 PST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC!!!!!!

this one goes straight to you my love!  i hope your birthday is as enjoyable as it can possibly be this year.  when you get out of the army, i will make sure all your birthdays kick ass!&nbs...
Posted by v for nessa on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:37:00 PST