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conan

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying, Here you throw this away

About Me

i made this page awhile ago to view dane cook's pictures, and i started coming across so many old friends that i decided to put up some of my own pictures. i'm an optometrist, and it's a great job. my favorite thing about my job is that i've been able to go on mission trips to other countries to do eye exams. it's so amazing to be able to give someone glasses who has never seen well before. i have a great group of friends, and i have the best family ever- they are so much fun. i come from a family of "one-liners"- you should hear everyone at christmas trying to one-up each other with something funny. many of my friends and family members are scattered over the country, and i don't get to see them as much as i'd like. it's been great meeting new people who can introduce me to new things that i wouldn't get a chance to try on my own. right now, i just want to enjoy things i haven't been able to enjoy in a long time. it's been great to spend time with my awesome friends and family and travel and be happy. i've had more fun in the past few months than i've had in a long time, and i'm very excited about what lies ahead in my life!
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My Interests

Working out, eyeballs, travelling, reading, hanging out with friends, music. things i like: nice teeth, people who smile a lot, good hugs, great conversation, people who make me laugh, good singers, guitar players or anyone who can play an instrument well, going to see live music, funny stories, people who are ambitious, people who get my jokes, honesty, people who smell good, tall men, integrity, people who call or text just to say hi, cookouts, when someone does something small just to show me that he cares. things i don't like: when people need to clear their throat but keep talking anyway, bad tooth to gum ratios, ex-girlfriends who won't go away, people who use their/there/they're, your/you're, to/two/too, where/wear, hear/here, etc wrong, clear bra straps (come on girls- they are clear, not invisible), limp handshakes, jerseys in public (unless you are actually going to a game), pretentiousness, when guys wear short shorts, bad glasses, visible nosehair, dishonesty, immaturity, insincerity, dishonesty, when people call me maam, (did i mention dishonesty?) when people have the "crack nail"- that long pinky fingernail, puns, when i say "which is better, one or two? and my patient says "three," when people say "schwartz creek" instead of "swartz creek."

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

martin sexton, rachael yamagata, amos lee, otis redding, stevie wonder, ani difranco, bill withers, al green, journey (be honest- doesn't it make you happy when you hear journey on the radio??)

Movies:

memento, napoleon dynamite, the notebook, seven, shawshank redemption, pulp fiction, the silence of the lambs, dumb and dumber, a christmas story, airplane, coming to america, the jerk, office space, about a boy, love actually

Television:

tv? who has time for tv? thank god for tivo- i don't remember the last time i watched something in real time. shows i like: nip/tuck, grey's anatomy, american idol, sex and the city, seinfeld, lost, and scrubs (but scrubs is so much more fun if i'm watching it with rob- somehow, it's much more funny if someone is there to laugh with you).

Books:

i have spent so many years studying and reading biology textbooks that i can only handle books that are easy to read and don't require much thought now. i like nicholas sparks, ps i love you, conversations with the fat girl, memoirs of a geisha, etc. i am addicted to magazines- people, cosmo, us weekly, glamour... it's sad, but if you ask me about any current events, if it hasn't been in people or us weekly, i usually don't know about it. sounds bad, but my job is stressful enough without hearing all of the bad news in the world.

My Blog

idaho pics

i posted a slideshow of my trip to idaho.  my brother and sister-in-law live in sandpoint, idaho, and my parents and i stayed with them for a week.  paulie is the activities director at schw...
Posted by jen on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 06:36:00 PST

my new philosophy on life

"i believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.  And try to find somebody whose life gives them vodka, and have a party."
Posted by jen on Sun, 28 May 2006 02:36:00 PST