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About Me

I am greater than the sum of my parts. College Educated, A Real World Graduate. I'm constantly improving every aspect of life. I like to hang out with my buds and I'm hoping Cannons band will stay togther long enough for me to catch a few more shows. Interview anyone who knows me and they will all tell you that I have my shit together, doesn't always feel like that though, more like controlled chaos. ;) I want the best that I can possibly achieve and I have to bust my a$$ to get it. I have complete disregard for anything easy. I enjoy a good round of golf, racing sailboats and cookouts with the ones that matter.

My Interests

I dig expensive shit. I love golf but I hate watching it on TV. I love racing sailboats, traveling, and technology but not all at the same time. I'm into Red Stripe beer and crazzzzy Jamaican music. I like to visit Europe but I don't know if I would want to live there. Hostels are the shit.

I'd like to meet:

I've noticed (shockingly) that the older we get, our core friends marry and move off to start the next phases of their lives. I'd like to meet additional cool people who can supplement those relationships.

Music:

TRUNK, Morecheeba, Lyrics Born, Iron and Wine, Phister, The White Stripes, System of a Down, Ambience, Foo Fighters, My Chemical Romance, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, Zero 7, Air, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Who,

Books:

Currently reading multiple books from the library.

Heroes:

Two main people: My Parents

My Blog

3 things you need to have on hand to fix a boat

The three things you need to fix a boat: Duct Tape WD-40 A Hammer If it moves and it shouldn't - use Duct Tape If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40 If neither of those work, use the ham...
Posted by RoB on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:02:00 PST

Ain't Payback a Bitch?

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she s...
Posted by RoB on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:28:00 PST

The ant....

I watched an ant climb a blade of grass this morning. When he reached the top, his weight bent the blade down to the ground. Then, twisting his thorax with insectile precision, he grabbed hold of the ...
Posted by RoB on Thu, 25 May 2006 03:33:00 PST

Irish Toast........

May you live as long as you wantAnd never want as long as you live. -Traditional Irish Toast
Posted by RoB on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:14:00 PST

Here's to the HEAT!.....

Here's to the HEAT!Not the heat that ignites and burns down shantys, oh no!But the heat that EXCITES, and brings down the PANTIES! -Wayne Pennell, HYC Toast
Posted by RoB on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:11:00 PST

Stick it in the camel and lets get the hell out of here!

A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would ...
Posted by RoB on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:04:00 PST

Drywall, the bane of thy existance!

Jesus, for the few who have been over and understand that I have this insatiable need to rip down walls and move them around, there is a crapload of drywall dust on everything. I'm really hoping...
Posted by RoB on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:35:00 PST

Back to school..........

Back to school.... Back to school.... I'm off to try the online classes and rock the MBA. If it wasn't for the money I'm going to gain in the future, I wouldn't bother.
Posted by RoB on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:31:00 PST