captain lazer profiles

ustupidcow

John Wenzél My life is just like a porno without the sex; full of cheesy lines and bad story arcs.

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bedford, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Jimmy There is only one certainty in life, you will regret most of it.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Orangeville, Ontario
Country:
Canada
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Mazzzy <3 should have insured that planet before it crashed

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
MOUNT SINAI, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
cyclopseslayer

John we need a light on top to chase the planes away, but the birds can stay forever

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Denton, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

kevin dance

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
hollis, New Hampshire
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

nathan

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
metro manila, luzon
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking
nicgan

Nik why is there bacon in the soap?

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Atlanta, Georgia
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship

Timmy Baltimore

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
TAMPA, Florida
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
antonymcherrie

JOHNNY LAZER

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LONDON TOWN/L.A/NEW YORK/JAPAN,
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
Here For:
Networking
derhindergeist

Der Hindergeist: Beyond Barderdom

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

Ethan I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Chicago, ILLINOIS
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Here For:
Friends

The Sinistar I am Sinistar.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
The Void, Deep Space
Country:
Luxembourg
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Swinger
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking
ed209

ED-209 You have 20 seconds to comply!

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Delta City, Michigan
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Lazer Nation

Age:
101 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
DENVER, Colorado
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
truthmark1

D.J.M. (Waitin 4 Her)

Age:
17 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Hometown, Kentucky
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Jenasaurous Rex Because we're grown ups now. And its OUR turn to decide what that means

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking
lazerkru

Lazer Kru

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single

Julie In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Friends
himspanishfansite

† HIM Spain †

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Spain
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking

drew hold on to ya butts

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
chesapeake/charlottesville, Virginia
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking

No Life King When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Dystopia, Virginia
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
occassionalutopia

raph The style of apparel you adopted, you used to make fun of but now you wanna rock it.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CTU - Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
singlegear

roger New New Yorker

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

White FACIAL LAFLEUR, TOTAL FACIAL!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
optimusdoyle

OPTIMUS 4D (BIGGER THAN 3 DIMENSIONAL)

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
cuntville, London TAAARRRNNNN
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
d_ceol

Doug Ceol: World's End

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
jephizzlefoshizzle

JePh it's hard out here for a pimp

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Calgary,
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder

Prom Queen In the beginning, it is always dark

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
gotham city, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Friends
balcster

Collin

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
AUSTIN, Texas
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
markypoopy

Slippy nipple syndrome

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Coventry,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
Native American
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends
rillavolcano

Rilladera Volcano

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Satakunta
Country:
Finland
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends
davidweirtz

Gaius Davidius Caesar

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
AKRON, Ohio
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

k$

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
echo park, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Orientation:
Not Sure
Here For:
Serious Relationships

Dannyboy Do everything.

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
makeloveinthebutt

leeroy

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ELLICOTT CITY, Maryland
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship

Greg NOW THIS WAR HAS TWO SIDES

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LONDON/SOMERSET, London and South East
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

Hunter.

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Municipal Flatblock 18A Linear North, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

JEETZ WEEKENDS ON 99.9 KISW

Age:
98 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Land of the BOZ!!!!, Washington
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
cuteboy21

Rockstar hello all who enters!!!!!!!

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
jacksonville, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Wax Junkie Pay It Foward

Age:
43 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
EARTH, WASHINGTON
Country:
United States
Status:
Married

† HATE ME † [Monkey_Face] ~I don't give a fuck if you HATE ME~

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Windsor,
Country:
United Kingdom
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Friends
captainotto

Otto Loves Cricket!

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Portland, Oregon
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Swinger
Body:
Slim / Slender
djsisters

Ladycats Dancing with tears in OUR eyes!

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Reykjavik,
Country:
Iceland
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bisexual
Here For:
Serious Relationships
ianpeace

Ian

Age:
40 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
therealcastro

andrew joseph castro its honor, and i spell it with an h i stole from heritage

Age:
94 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Tustin, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
ass_party

free kittens even before eric neis entered my life, I was having a pretty good 1992.

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
kittery, Maine
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Networking

KID BADITUDE

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!

Don Benito We can't rewind we've gone too far.....

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
EL PASO, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!

Lazer 99.3

Age:
102 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
EAST LONGMEADOW, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Even My Wife Knows Your Girl Still Wants Me *25/8* Shes The Star to my Bape Kicks..Shes my heart when it Races

Age:
19 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BRONX, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking