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Gaius Davidius Caesar

davidweirtz

About Me

Dormant artist awaiting the right moment for a triumphant return... In the meantime, I live in a big black house, have a little brown dog, and have an alter ego as a country rockstar legend...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The girl with the beautiful teeth that was at Christines birthday bash which ended in mayhem doused with wet concrete...UPDATE!!!: We've met!

Music:

OZZY, , Johnny Cash,Ween, SkyChief, Radiohead, Rexx Redman and Kletus Karkus,Poison (yes I said POISON), Saw Docters, Bone Thuggs, ekoostik Hookah (dirty hippies), Frank Black, Marshall, That one song by POD, that one song where they're like "carry a lazer down the road that i must travel...carry a lazer into the darkness of the ni i i ight",Rahzel, Snoop, Dre, Barry White, Dean Martin, Frank, Frank Black, Black Crows, that one song by Xibit, the Happy Birthday song, the theme song to the Greatest American Hero, Pavarotti, hmmm... that one song from BATMAN, uhhhh..hmm. There's more...I'll think of them.

Movies:

BATMAN, EMily ROSE,Team America, SAW II this year.....OTHer Favorites: True Romance (just like me and Cookie), Usual Suspects, Saw 1, all the GodFathers, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Damage, Tombstone, Secretary, Farenheit 911, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Exorcist, Omen...Etc. Etc.

Television:

Sopranos. Six Feet Under (RIP), Lost, The Contender, The Daily Show, Clobert Report, Da Ali G Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rome, News News News, Even fake news like Fox News, Hmmm...More TV Moooore!

Books:

The Celestine Prophecy

Heroes:

Batman, My Father, Clarence Whirley, OZZY, Batman, Manny Nemer, Stavros Koudourakis ( the Crucifier ), CHristopher Walkin, & that guy from the 80s TV show "The Equalizer"