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Hunter.

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About Me

"Thomas brings tears to my eyes" ,,,,,Hi there. im Hunter and i wont hate you unless you give me a reason to. im a patient person, but im not very tolerant. im dutch,German,Italian and irish. so basically, just a white kid. i make racist jokes and shit all the time, but thats what they are. jokes. im not really racist. its just funny. i like rants and ranting. i am allergic to mustard.im very sarcastic. its hard to get used to, but its worth it because im the second coming of christ without all that stuff thats supposed to happen.i have a brother named Taylor.hes chill. If you don't like me, dont waste my time and your time by telling me about it, because to be honest, thats the last thing on my mind. im not gonna lie and say i dont care what people think. everyone says that, but everyone does really care. i do care about what people think. but only certain people. not the people that waste their time going on myspace and telling other people what "fags" they are. those peoples opinions dont mean shit to me. im not gonna give you that shit that im not your average kid. because anyone that says that is just some kid all jacked up on hormones because of puberty and they all want to be different. but that makes everyone the same. so im exactly the same as everyone in a way. i just realize and admit it. if you have ever said the phrase "dgaf", dont bother talking to me. because everyone gives a fuck. people say that for attention, but come on... who are you trying to fool? you wouldnt be saying that unless you cared what people thought. part of being a bratty little teenage kid is caring about what everyone thinks. ill admit that im a bratty little pubescent kid and sometimes i treat my friends and parents like shit for no real reason. but im aware of it and i try my best not to be such a little shit. but as i said, its hormones. not exactly something you can control. its just part of growing up. i dont really want to get old though. theres nothing good about being old. i want to be 25 for the rest of my life. most kids my age have it programmed in their head, that theyre supposed to hate their parents. while i dislike some of the choices theyve made, i dont hate them. theyre just people trying to get by. as much as you hate them, keep in mind they probably never wanted your ass in the first place. so they hate you the same. a one night stand at a guns n roses show and bam! your alive. thats the story of how i came to be. yours is probably similar. no matter what your mommy told you. because nobody really wants a child. the little bastards steal your youth and your money and all your time goddammit its got to be awful. i dont want a kid. not untill im way older... at least 32. my family isnt exactly rich, but we scrape by. my parents are divorced but im not bothered by it. the only reason they got married was because of me and my brother and it makes me feel quite terrible about it. thats enough about me though. tell me about yourself,,

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

johnny rotten, sid vicious, darby crash, john lennon, paul mccartney, ringo star, george harrison, fat mike, paul cook, steve jones, jim gaffigan, terry goodkind, hunter s. thompson, j. d. salinger, norm macdonald, holden caulfield, christina ricci, selena gomez, summer glau, alexander delarge, pete, georgie the general, dim brother, george carlin, bob marley, kurt cobain, lois ck, bradley nowell, christopher mccandless, bud gaugh, lou dog, coraline jones, ed gein, victor wooten, aldrine guerrero, steve ignorant, fiest, sarah silverman, charles manson, paul reubens, patrick bell, sarah schneider, johnny cash, shane west, cherry darling, elvis presley, elton john, johnny bravo, lacey chabert, bob lyons, edward scissorhands, johnny depp, angelina jolie, magibon, cherry darling, bob dylan, lindsey lohan, jawkneeyeah, james bond, skippy simon, glenn danzing, pat smear, lorna doom, regina spektor, captain james tiberius kirk, christopher walken, clive owen, don bolles, freddie mercury, jim morrison, billy mays, david bowie, jimi hendrix, arthur fonzerelli, dane cook, kermit the frog, mike myers, dr. gonzo, john loud, richie dagger, donnie darko, frank sinatra, miranda bailey, ricky gervais, demetri martin, heath ledger, sander cohen, jack ryan. andrew ryan, lenny kravitz, helena bonham carter, brian setzer, paul rodriguez, maxwell murder, captain jack, rodney mullen, chad muska, richard rahl, chuck norris, kahlan amnell, jerry only, niko bellic, roman bellic, tommy vercetti, eric wilson, iggy pop, patrick mcreary, james dean, ari shaffir, eric melvin, erik sandin, el hefe, dr pepper, keith warren monkee, mel spider ellis, atlas, frank fontaine pete dee davison, peewee herman, dr steinman, peach wilkins, john scruff elis, fiddle dan graziani, michael kid dee davison, anthony burgess, stanley kubrick, alladin sane, ziggy stardust, tommy chong, cheech marin, jimmy makelove, bam margera, craig the zombie, sweeney todd, nellie lovett, tony cadena, steve soto, frank agnew, derek o'brien, skwisgar swligelf, toki wartooth, william murderface, pickles the drummer, nathan explosion, gwen stefani, ferris beuller, craig poison, seth rogen, napoleon dynamite, trip fontaine, matt beld, a vampire, kate bondage, bill nye the science guy, rex lazer, billy shatters, jason stomp, hitler's mom (i wonder what she thought about him), billy creel, blackbeard, billy crackshot, donna tombstone, stevey gunshot, paul crush, annie smash, bettie page, johnny pickitup, frankie booze, john bender, jamie ash, cecelia lisbon, lux lisbon, bonnie lisbon, mary lisbon, therese lisbon, william snap, jimmy venom, brian neckbite, pinball jones, connie smoke, kim rampage, kevin riot, joey shithead, tim armstrong, lars frederikson, matt freeman, branden steinekert, jesse michaels, dave mello, bobby bitchslap, jeanette mccurdy, francis crackpipe, jimmy the creature, johnny anonymous, billy druid, todd squee casil, johnny the homicidal maniac, pepito the antichrist, happy noodle boy, wobbly headed bob, jhonen vasquez, devi d, anne gwish, kat von d, link, mozart, beethoven, vivaldi, tchaikovsky, dvorak, bach, handel, friedrich nietzsche, hodge stansson.

My Blog

once again.

i consider myself a failurebut whateveri cant do anything about itwell i canand i willits a little immoralbut that wont stop me.well it sort of willi dont knowso soschools almost overbut then ive got ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2018 11:11:00 GMT

put it in me scott

i hate quiznosbut their commercials really knock my socks off.like that snickers commercialwith patrick "chewing"today was cooli expected a dull and unexciting daybut it turned out to be quite a blast...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:42:00 GMT

i wanna be like

these guys when i get older fuckin awesome
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 23:11:00 GMT

oh yeah?

well fuck you!how bout that.bitch.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:44:00 GMT

sweet hey zeus!

ze lineup for warped tour this yeari thought it was amazingbut i checked just noweven more than i though.lookall the ones im interested in at leastthe good ones...you know?that are gonna be in pomona ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:30:00 GMT

when i think of the time gone by

and i think of the way i triedi could honestly die. ill always like musicals.no matter how gay you think they arethey make me happy.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:57:00 GMT

welly well well

i feel absolutely terriblefor like a zillion reasonsgod im sorry.i really ambut at least louis ck comforts me.so fucking hilariouswatch thisand all his other shiti get most of my views from himpeople ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:01:00 GMT

i want to be just like

this guy when i grow uphe is the coolest dude everjust watch iti know its long(heh)but its so cool!
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:28:00 GMT

whoa budday

mmm welly well welli feel like shitballsfor like a million different reasons.to much to bitch about.because i do that to muchi wont burden you with my stupid, monotonous problemsbut listen to this son...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:01:00 GMT

yo know what else i noticed

in like eveery single one of my older blogs ive wished things were "different" or "changed" i just noticed thatwelli like where i am in life right nowthis exact place.i like it alotitll change soon th...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:57:00 GMT