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free kittens

even before eric neis entered my life, I was having a pretty good 1992.

About Me

"any asshole with a master of social work degree can put on a turban and start issuing fatwas about whom you can and whom you can't mail meat to, but it takes real balls to turn a brunette without a cranium into a blonde." - joel leyner

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

mighty thor gonzales, charles thatcher, the east compton clovers, weed lazer and jeff faggot, jr.

Music:

lately: modern life is war, tragedy, ulver, darkthrone, baroness, born against, das oath, torche, the proletariat, krohm, limp wrist, trap them, ted leo, jay reatard, ryan adams

Movies:

who the fuck stole my copy of "the jerk"?

Television:

the assisted suicide bomber big time variety hour.

Books:

dry and pretentious, if you please.

Heroes:

d watts was cooler than you will ever be.

My Blog

perhaps it's my musk...

just the other day I was setting a spell outside of the fox run mall, reading the latest issue of "cat fancy", and waiting for the coast bus carry me home. while in the midst of a fascinating article ...
Posted by free kittens on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:59:00 PST

things are looking up!

dear diary, today I found a corn chip that looks an awful lot like mel gibson. I didn't eat it. I don't want anyone to think I'm a fucking poof. warmest regards, silky xoxox
Posted by free kittens on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST