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Ethan

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

About Me

I'm a 25 yr old artist from Chicago named Ethan Hutchinson. I've lived in and around the Chicagoland area for most of my life, and love the city. I wear glasses but am often made fun of because they seem fake due to them being one of the weakest prescriptions. I'm often mistaken for a woman on the phone, but sound like David Cross in person...go figure. I've never had sex with a woman, and I have no interest in doing so, and I never will. I like to go to shows (music and art). If you see me on the street, work, El, show, ect., say "HI". It makes me feel good, and it will for you as well. I've never left the United States, but I'd like to go to Scotland some day.This is my partner in crime..resting after a hard day of villainy.

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Marc (my boyfriend in The Atari Star,Das Kapital, The Traitors...Check them out bitches) Art, painting, music, facial hair, lumberjacks, leather, music, punk guys, skinheads, latino punks, tattoos, porn stars, bears, music, SATAN!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really......EXCEPT......queers with Madonna shit on their profiles or guys with pot shit all over their profiles. People...if you smoke weed and are not 15 yrs old, you need to fucking grow up...really! I also don't trust people who don't put photos of themselves on their profile.....What are you trying to hide?

Music:

13 and God, The 1985, AFI(early albums), Against Me!, Laurie Anderson, Angels of Light, Animal Collective, Arab on Radar, Aspic Tines, The Atari Star, At The Drive In, Bad Religion, Devendra Banhart, Belle and Sebastian, Big Black, Black Dice, Black Heart Procession, Black Moss, Blood Brothers, Bonnie Prince Billy, The Books, Boris, David Bowie, Breeders, Broken Social Scene, The Buddyrevelles, Buzzcocks, Califone, Call Me Lightning, Captain Beefheart, Johnny Cash, The Causey Way, Nick Cave, Circulatory System, Clann Zu, cLOUDDEAD, Ivor Cutler, Danielson (Familie), Das Kapital, Dead Kennedys, Death Cab For Cutie, Death From Above 1979, Declan de Barra, The Decemberists, Devo, The Dicks, Dillinger Four, The Dismemberment Plan, Dose One, Bob Drake, Nick Drake, Drive Like Jehu, Eels, FM Einheit, Einstrzende Neubauten, ELO, Enon, Erase Errata, Espers, Fantomas, Far Rad, Fiery Furnaces, Flaming Lips, Fog, The Frogs, Fugazi, Goblin Cock, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Gogol Bordello, Guyana Punch Line, Nina Hagen, Harriet the Spy, Hassenloch Totengraber, He Who Corrupts, The Hold Steady, Holy Molar, Hrvatski, Ignite, International Noise Conspiracy, Interpol, Iron and Wine, Isis, J+J+J, Jandek, Jesu, Joy Division, Damien Jurado, Kaada, The Kinks, Knapsack, Lazer Crystal, LCD Soundsystem, LD+The New Criticism, Ted Leo + Pharmacists, Le Shok, Les Savy Fav, Liars, Gordon Lightfoot, Lightning Bolt, Limp Wrist, Low, Magnetic Fields, Man Man, Mars Volta, Mastodon, Mclusky, Melt Banana, MF Doom, Milemarker, Misfits, Mr. Bungle, The Monorchid, Neutral Milk Hotel, New "Terror" Class, Joanna Newsom, Nico, No Empathy, Klaus Nomi, Noxagt, Of Montreal, Mike Patton, Peeping Tom, Pixies, Archer Prewitt, Prefuse 73, Promise Ring, Racebannon, Dizzee Rascal, Red Eyed Legends, Refused, The Residents, The Robot Ate Me, The Rutabega, Shellac, The Shins, Sig Transit Gloria, Single Frame, Skeleton Key, The Smiths, Smog, Spoon, Sufjan Stevens, The Streets, Streetwisemen, The Strike, Subtle, Sunn O))), Swans, Sweet Cobra, System of a Down, Talking Heads, Ten in the Swear Jar, Text (ex-refused), They Might Be Giants, This Bike is a Pipe Bomb, Thunderbirds Are Now!, The Traitors, Turbonegro, TV on the Radio, Urinal Mints, John Vanderslice, Velvet Underground, The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black, Tom Waits, Scott Walker, The Weakerthans, Whaler, Keith Fullerton Whitman, Why?, Wolf Eyes, Written in the Sand, Xiu Xiu, Yello, Yellow Press

Movies:

Eraserhead(who am I kidding, anything David Lynch), The Saddest Music in the World (anything Guy Maddin), Amelie (anything Jean-Pierre Jeunet), Night of the Hunter, Begotten, Salo, The Mouse and His Child, Ghost World, The Ring, Silence of the Lambs, Requiem for a Dream, Cruising, Fight Club, Elizabeth, Lord of the Rings, Virgin Suicides, Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Mean Girls, A Clockwork Orange, Battle Royale (both parts), The Nomi Song, Chuck and Buck, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Bear Cub, Harold and Maude, Nightmare On Elm Street series, Bent, Lady in the Water, Palindromes, Parting Glances

Television:

TOP TEN ADULT SWIM SHOWS
1.The Venture Bros.
2.Fullmetal Alchemist
3.Metalocalypse
4.Futurama
5.Frisky Dingo
6.Aqua Teen Hunger Force
7.Robot Chicken
8. Family Guy
9.Squidbillies
10.The Boondocks

They canceled 12oz. Mouse...it's about time!!!!

Books:

The Painted Bird, Clockwork Orange, Perks of Being a Wallflower, House of Leaves, The Stranger, Catcher in the Rye, Flowers for Algernon, Good Omens, American Gods, I Am Legend, Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark series, Field Guide To Demons, anything Kurt Vonnegut, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, anything by Augusten Burroughs, anything by Jeff Eugenides, "They Shoot Homos, Don't They?" zine (make more dammit)

Heroes:

John Giorno

Francis Bacon

Edward Gorey

J.P. Witkin

Art Bell
H.P. Lovecraft

Anton Szandor LaVey

My Blog

Spring Cleaning

For the first time, I went through my friends and sweeped out all the unwanted mess. I deleted around 200 profiles. If you are still on my list, you don't have to consider yourself lucky.... just mean...
Posted by Ethan on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

Best Albums of 2006!

If you hadn't noticed, I like music. I like it a LOT! So here's my list of the best albums of 2006. Like before, the album had to be released in 2006, I had to get it in 2006, and I only will place al...
Posted by Ethan on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST

Rape of Heritage

My ancestors came from Scotland, Ireland, and England (and some more that have nothing to do with the British Islands). Growing up in a family that was really into their Scottish heritage, I feel I ha...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:13:00 PST

Random Shit

I keep seeing guys on Myspace that I was once friends with...and are no longer...WHAT THE FUCK...I can't talk to everyone all the time, so don't delete me just because I don't always keep in touch. I'...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:08:00 PST

Neutral Milk Hotel is back?

If you haven't heard, there's a rumor Jeff Mangum has recorded a new album. While I'm COMPLETLY FUCKING EXCITED!!!!!, I'm also a little worried. There is NO WAY that this will be able to live up to "I...
Posted by Ethan on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:29:00 PST

Madonna Fags Suck My Ass

FOR FUCKS SAKE! I'm really fucking sick of seeing gays with Madonna shit all over their profiles. Guys, it's cool that you like her and all...BUT STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING STEREOTYPE! If you REALLY ne...
Posted by Ethan on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST

John Giorno Books

I have a problem. I've been trying to find books by John Giorno. There's only one in print, "You Got To Burn To Shine", in which I have. As far as I know, there are at least 8 other books that where p...
Posted by Ethan on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

Best Albums of the Year

Anyone who actually knows me, knows that I'm a music whore. I'm aware of it. So to prove that I AM a bigger nerd then you, I made a list of the top 50 albums of 2005. I only rank albums I own (real or...
Posted by Ethan on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:08:00 PST