advice. |
when a train pulls rolls up to the platform and before the doors even open, you notice these two things - adults holding their noses and looking mortified, and teenagers holding their noses and laughi...
Posted by my name is Nick Pyle on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:35:00 PST |
LING LING. |
hi.
my band recorded three non-covers and one cover, at
www.myspace.com/linglingchicago
thanking you in advance for being our friend,
Nick "Gorilla Grodd" Pyle...
Posted by my name is Nick Pyle on Sun, 04 May 2008 07:29:00 PST |
deep, son |
the value of meditation. the unfurling of the inner into the outer for inspection. you peel out and up the lid on the eye and deeper still the flesh of the actual eye. the barrier between the vitreous...
Posted by my name is Nick Pyle on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:05:00 PST |
snow day - or - forcing it is good for you |
i have been, for the first time, sent home from work due to severely inclement weather. in celebration, i went to the local boozatorium and purchased a sixer of Newcastle brown ale. a heaven-forged be...
Posted by my name is Nick Pyle on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:22:00 PST |
futuremirror |
there's an old man that works in my office building that has long white curly whiiiiite hair that poofs out all over his head like balled up cumulus clouds. he wears an immaculately pressed dark ...
Posted by my name is Nick Pyle on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST |
gutter snipe |
a random girl was eavesdropping on me at a bar a couple days ago. i was describing a co-workers fart to a someone as "liquid smoke, but i wouldn't put it on short ribs, friend!". she tapped ...
Posted by my name is Nick Pyle on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:45:00 PST |
2007 recap |
my cat got out of the house like eight times, and a couple months ago i found out that i really like olives.
thats... pretty much it.
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Posted by my name is Nick Pyle on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:43:00 PST |
train hi-jinks |
8:15 pm - blue line - somewhere twixt Grand and Damen.
gaunt and searingly intense man with long honey-blonde hair eating chicken wings from an empty margarine container. i'ts a semi-crowded train an...
Posted by my name is Nick Pyle on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:37:00 PST |
bachelor pad |
some tips:
go to sleep at 4 in the morning (alone) after spending all night downloading Berlin songs and swaying like a dying flower on a landfill. double points for a tinkling, crystalline tear that ...
Posted by my name is Nick Pyle on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:11:00 PST |
real estate law laffs |
Chicago law firms sure do have associates with funny surnames these days. pick the real ones and win.
- Pierce and associates
- Fisher and Shapiro P.C.
- Mara S. Georges and associates
- Zirnt, C...
Posted by my name is Nick Pyle on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:31:00 PST |
