Celebrate Greg Festival! |
Shhh...don't tell greg, but he's throwing a surprise birthday party for himself on:Friday May 11that Timber Lanes (1851 W. Irving Park, Chicago). He's gonna start bowling at nine o'clock. After that...
Posted by Greg (AKA Bilbo Badass) on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:54:00 PST |
Bastard!!! |
Me and Jesus are the best of pals! He says 'jump', I say 'how high?' He says 'work on your pecs', I say 'how bulging?' He says 'bomb an abortion clinic' and I say 'throw in a large Papa John's and ...
Posted by Greg (AKA Bilbo Badass) on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:00:00 PST |
Winds of Change |
Shhhhh!Do you hear that? That quiet rumble?...that's the sound of history in the making. I'm sure you've noticed it. Soft murmurs in the corridors at work, whispers on the streets. A change is com...
Posted by Greg (AKA Bilbo Badass) on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST |
My dream... |
Last night I dreamt I was Queen of the Astronauts!!!!!...Thus concludes my shortest blog ever.
Posted by Greg (AKA Bilbo Badass) on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST |
Becky! |
Ok, so my last few blogs have been a little negative, so I'm going to turn that frown upside-down! You know how someone special can come into your life when you least expect it? Well last night I ca...
Posted by Greg (AKA Bilbo Badass) on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:50:00 PST |
Goats? |
Don't be fooled by the subject line. This blog has nothing to do with our fine feathered friends, the goats. No, this is a list of the things that get my goat. After my last blog I decided it's bes...
Posted by Greg (AKA Bilbo Badass) on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST |
I HATE EVERYONE!!!! |
OOOOH SHIT! I'M SO PISSED AT THINGS THAT I HIT THE CAPS LOCK! ok...i'm better now. Wait, no I'm not... I'M PISSED! CRAP IN A CRAP BASKET! WHY DOES EVERYTHING SUCK???? WHY GOD, WHY???I HATE EVERY...
Posted by Greg (AKA Bilbo Badass) on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST |
Very Important! |
From all the staff here at Greg's Blogs,We wish Meat Loaf a happy 59th birthday!May you bless us with your music and acting for many months to come!Please leave your favorite Meat Loaf related memorie...
Posted by Greg (AKA Bilbo Badass) on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:57:00 PST |
Look out California, here comes...A TOURIST!!! |
I woke up the other day and decided I wanted really fresh Rice-a-roni, so I spent three hundred bucks and flew out to the Bay Area. Join me won't you, as I recant my exciting adventure to San Francis...
Posted by Greg (AKA Bilbo Badass) on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST |
Croquet Redux |
A few weeks ago I totally tried to get people together and play a spot of croquet. Plans fell through when I found out I had to film that weekend. It's probably a good thing I couldn't make it becau...
Posted by Greg (AKA Bilbo Badass) on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:12:00 PST |
