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About Me


My Interests

I enjoy concocting hairball schemes for meaningless gain. Bathtub gin. Mischief and mayhem. International assassinry. Ivory hunting in the outback. Malice and murder. HP demands, stocks, and bonds. Finance. The clammier of pots and pans. Humming. Silence.

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Music:

♥ Aretha Franklin ♥ Elton John ♥ System of a Down ♥ Norah Jones ♥ Mazzy Star ♥ Tom Jones ♥ Tripping Daisies ♥ Flogging Molly ♥ Ben Folds ♥ Telepopmusik ♥ Harvey Danger ♥ They Might Be Giants ♥ Frank Sinatra ♥ Moby ♥ The Dead Milkmen ♥ Pixies ♥ Squirrel Nut Zippers ♥ The Flaming Lips ♥ David Bowie ♥ Blue October ♥ Dynamite Hack ♥ Social Distortion ♥ Louvin Brothers ♥ Reba McEntire ♥ Beyonce ♥ Daft Punk ♥ The Louvins Bros. ♥ Nelly Furtado ♥ Hello Goodbye ♥ Phish

Movies:

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Television:

♥ House ♥ Mystery Science Theatre 3000 ♥ Ghost Hunters ♥ Aqua Teen ♥ Animaniacs ♥ Grays Anatomy ♥ National Geographic Channel ♥ 7 lives exposed ♥ Wife Swap ♥ 20/20 ♥ Family Guy ♥ Daily Show ♥ Futurama ♥ Surreal Life ♥ Nip/Tuck ♥ Mythbusters

Books:

Aren't those used to prop doors and fame college and the like?

My Blog

Eden!

I owned up, I've grown up, do you remember me?I showed up, and so what, if i'm the "used to be"I just want to tell you I'm sorry I was sorryBut I'm happy that you're happyThis is no longer about meTra...
Posted by Trophy Wife Sally" on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:24:00 PST

Tabitha, Kell, Benjamin, Travis, Lloyd Kaufmann...EVERYONE read this!

I'm so sorry kids, I haven't been able to get online in forever! So PLEASE don't think I'm ignoring you, or hate you, or don't want to make sweet hot love in the sierra like i promised....I'm just a b...
Posted by Trophy Wife Sally" on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:45:00 PST

Data Take Rate and why I'm awesome.

Today, I sold 2 $15 text messaging packages,  2 ringback tone subcriptions, 2 250 $5 messaging packages,  and 1 $10 messaging package. The data take rate is a calculation of store sales volu...
Posted by Trophy Wife Sally" on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:17:00 PST

The spy who loved me...

Nobody does it better Makes me feel sad for the rest Nobody does it half as good as you Baby, you're the best I wasn't looking but somehow you found me It tried to hide from your love light But like ...
Posted by Trophy Wife Sally" on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:53:00 PST

Im perfect for myself.

I've noticed the more sex I have with someone, the more secure I feel. I've been alone a lot lately.   I'm starting to build a 401k. Sometimes I wonder if I'm going to meander off  to be ...
Posted by Trophy Wife Sally" on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:14:00 PST

Secret shop!

Hey guys....the results are in, and yours true got a 100% on her secret shop. I believe the paper said I "thoroughly loved my job" and had "up to date information, and good selling skills." Who do yo...
Posted by Trophy Wife Sally" on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST

I've fallen in love...


Posted by Trophy Wife Sally" on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

Fucking random girl 13

I walk in to find him fucking random girl 13and I find myself desiringhe'd catch H.I.V.Guilt struck, I close the door and wonder"maybe I should leave"but I know I'll come back sorrybecause i...
Posted by Trophy Wife Sally" on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:03:00 PST

poem

Think of touching his perfect face I meander the thought Of the man I disgrace I so subtle and respectfully retreat to my place And cave in uneasy to dirty black lace   Lay betwixt With the perfe...
Posted by Trophy Wife Sally" on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

Running the store alone...

 I'm sure I've annoyed one or more people today. I forgot to get a signature on a receipt. I may've told someone misinformation about a rebate. My drawer may be off from taking a billpay. There a...
Posted by Trophy Wife Sally" on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:00:00 PST