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aubrey

About Me

There is a good chance that, at the very least, I am 72% more awesome than someone you know.

My Interests

The genuine. Making mix cds. Addiction to knowledge and fun. Making up my own words. Laughing. Street art. Frank Lloyd Wright. Adventures. Throwing parties. Wit. Sarcasm. Eating delicious food. Eavesdropping on strangers' conversations. Allen Ginsberg. Curiosity. My cats. Predicaments. Vulgarities. Picture taking. Magical guitar. Questions. Giguring things out. Wikipedia. Dryer smell. Dancing. Word of the day. Observation. Photo booths. Harmonies. Reading. Awkwardness. Thunderstorms.

I'd like to meet:

Ben Tausig, editor of the crossword puzzles featured in The Onion and The Reader. He deserves a kick in the shin!

Music:



Movies:

Time Bandits, Clue, DiG!, Coffee and Cigarettes, The Virgin Suicides, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Wet Hot American Summer, Children of Men, Amelie, Vertigo, Grandma's Boy, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Baxter, Shauwn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Equilibrium, Midnight Madness, The Kids In The Hall: Brain Candy, Pan's Labyrinth, 400 Blows, Mulholland Drive, Dune, Goodfellas

Television:

Twin Peaks, LOST, Six Feet Under, Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, Kids in the Hall, Voltron, Mr. Show, Forensic Files, Sealab 2021, The Office (the BBC one), Stella, The Suite Life of Zach and Cody, Weeds, The State, Proj Run.

Books:

Anything by Allen Ginsberg, Dave Eggers, Sylvia Plath, Daniel Handler/Lemony Snicket, David Sedaris, Pablo Neruda, Arthur Rimbaud, Edgar Allen Poe. In Cold Blood by Truman Capote, The Way Things Work, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Heroes:

My family
My awesome friends (not the un-awesome ones though).

My Blog

advanced warning

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Posted by aubrey skibitchface on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:09:00 PST

mordecai!

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Posted by aubrey skibitchface on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

why i need a wii

wario ware: smooth moves. for the ADD in all of us. ...
Posted by aubrey skibitchface on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

beh!

yesterday i was devastated by battles. seriously insane instrumentation and profoundly talented guys. i was a-fucking-stonished to say the least. i couldn't even take pictures because i was so enthral...
Posted by aubrey skibitchface on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST

last night i dreamt....

last night i had a very disturbing dream. lately mordecai! has been whining an awful awful lot. he wakes me up every morning at the same time 7:30. is this because he wants me to be up or is it for se...
Posted by aubrey skibitchface on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

tragically awesome trouble

they are opening a reckless records in the loop (egads?!) at 26 east madison street which is quite literally right around the corner from my work. thus, my pachecks will go write to that enterprise. ...
Posted by aubrey skibitchface on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:56:00 PST

my cat wants to be a dj

i just want to be a drummer...so the drums have been in apartment for a week now. given my sheisty hours, i don't get to use them daily, although the thought has crossed my mind, wake up covered in sl...
Posted by aubrey skibitchface on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:20:00 PST

commuting.

if you ride the red line, then i'm sure you're familiar with the blind beggar. do i need to go into detail about him? probably not, but here's the jist of him. he has two eyes that go in opposite dir...
Posted by aubrey skibitchface on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:38:00 PST

note to self:

dear aubrey,    i am hereby forbidding  you to use cell phones to text message and your laptop to email after getting intoxicated. the following are a few reasons why: a) the...
Posted by aubrey skibitchface on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST

it's hard to say what's talking, the lack of sleep or the booze

yeah, three hours of sleep is pretty awesome. waking up still drunk is aubsolutely not awesome. listening to my headphones at work right now is very awesome. i'm scanning. i'm in scandinavia...it's sc...
Posted by aubrey skibitchface on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:52:00 PST