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Dr. Killbot

You know I got purpose when I RIDE THAT PORPOISE!

About Me

Dr. Killbot is the self professed king of Electro-Nerd-Punk. Now we aren't talking Weezer's "I'm gonna take my best girl out for sodas" kind of nerdy. No, we're talking the badass "Give me the Quadratic Formula before I bust your face open!" kind. Armed with drums, guitars, keyboards, and accordion this band pelts the listener with unrelenting songs that may leave weaker minded people susceptible to its apocalyptical messages.
How can one band be so devastating? It's probably the songs. Luring in the casual listener with catchy off beat melodies dealing with subjects like organ theft, lycanthropy, nanotechnology, and exposing one's self in front of a dean of admissions, this band sinks its hooks into unsuspecting victims with frightening speed. If someone you love has been listening to Dr. Killbot they may experience some of the following symptoms:

- Hardness of hearing
- Increased swearing
- Cool hair
- Tendency to sass back
- Lyme disease

It's safe to say that if Marilyn Manson caused Columbine, then Dr. Killbot surely will be responsible for the complete decimation of the Earth, the universe, and every alternate dimension in the space-time continuum.
Spawned in 2001, Dr. Killbot has been systematically rocking the human population of Chicago, Illinois to brink of extinction. This juggernaut of rage will not cease, thriving like locusts, consuming everything in its path. Heck, they're even branching out into the suburbs.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/9/2005
Band Website: drkillbot.com
Band Members: What follows is a list of the members that make up Dr. Killbot, what they play and their superhuman powers. Jonny Turbo: Vocals and an advanced knowledge of Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. The Ruined: Drums and the ability to say 'spleen' at inappropriate times. The Baron: Guitar and being able to squirt blood from his eyes. Philo Electro: Bass Guitar and pop-up blocker. Bilbo Badass: Accordion and complete control of his legs. No wheelchairs for this guy! Rob-Bot: Keyboard and alcoholism. Once formed they built Dr. Killbot's most loyal minion, the Drunk Bot! He serves our robotic overlord by drunkenly dancing at most shows.

The long-awaited "Universal Donor" video: Something to tide ya over until we release our new album and movie!

Check out the glorious "River City Bad Dudes" flash animation by Curt , a bonefied Killbot minion!

Influences: Dead Milkmen, Mr. Bungle, MC Chris, The Misfits, They Might Be Giants, Refused, Unshou Ishizuka, Tiger Lilies, Eminem, NOFX, Big Dumb Face, Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass, Oingo Boingo, Enya, Atom & His Package, Nil8, Mad Caddies, The Melvins, ELECTRIC SIX, Greig's In the Hall of the Mountain King, Sea Shanties (in general)

Sounds Like: Two bare-chested greek gods battling in the heavens with their MIGHTY thunderbolts... only less gay... except for the songs about gay sex.

Record Label: I label you. You label me. So I does da unfogivva
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Best Punk Song???

So there's this music site called Just Plain Folks that apparently thinks the song Universal Donor is one of the best punk songs of the year. What they don't realize is that Universal Donor is one of...
Posted by Dr. Killbot on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:28:00 PST

Unleashin' the Beastly Beast!!!!

Hey peeps! Sorry it's been sooooooooo long! Tee hee! Baron decided to freakin' direct a movie called The Art of Pain, and boy oh boy is it lookin sweet. Bilbo has a featured part in it and Jonny T...
Posted by Dr. Killbot on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:39:00 PST

The Long-Awaited "Univeral Donor" Video!

Bloggers! Ladies! Gents! Hoochie Coochie Mamas! Slack Jawed Yokels! Listen up! I know it's been too long since we've posted anything, but we've been fine-tuning the screenplay for our movie as well as...
Posted by Dr. Killbot on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:02:00 PST

SCENE: Burnsville, Minnesota: After The Show

After a six hour drive piled in the back of a seatless van, playing a show and sixty beers: INT. VAN, NIGHT.   Turbo drives, Barrett sits shotgun, Bilbo, Rob-bot, Ruined, Baron, Philo, Pete...
Posted by Dr. Killbot on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 07:24:00 PST

River City Bad Dudes  FLASH ANIMATION

Have you ever LIVED an 8-bit Nintendo game?  Well, Dr.Killbot has (no lie) and let us tell you: taint no picnic! You've got to have the righteous fury pumping through your fists as you deal out ...
Posted by Dr. Killbot on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 06:11:00 PST

Show Log: Aug 6, 2005 (Waukeegan Beach Party)

August 6th, 2005:  Waukegan Beach Rockfest!It was sun and fun at Waukegan beach on August 6th (but mostly fun! tee hee!  but to be fair there was also a lot of sun, until the sun went down.&...
Posted by Dr. Killbot on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:45:00 PST

Baptist Video

My Sister the Baptist This video was effectively crapped out a couple years ago and set to the music of our old My Sister the Baptist demo tape.  In this version, Jonny Turbo spins a yarn about U...
Posted by Dr. Killbot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Show Log: July 30th 2005

Having popped Philo's cherry with our Iron Fist of Rock we journeyed to Naperville to a place called the Fake Nightclub.  Instead of the Fake Nightclub they should call it the Real Some Dude's Mo...
Posted by Dr. Killbot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Show Log: July 29th, 2005

After we all huddled together and collectively fertilized an alien egg pod for a couple hours last week, Dr. Killbot spawned a new bassist.  We named him Philo Electro.  Rob-bot cut the chor...
Posted by Dr. Killbot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Show Log: July 1, 2005 (R.I.P. Billy Rockabilly)

July 1, 2005: The Beat Kitchen. "Why the Good Die Young?" Billy Rockabilly, the bassist for Dr. Killbot, was fatally mauled by a flock of pumas Friday night outside of the Beat Kitchen....
Posted by Dr. Killbot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST