Stuart Kills Bugs: A Love Story |
[10AM, outside of my apartment's door, hallway ...I was running across the street for coffee before getting ready for work]Me: [locking door]Billy Preston Exterminator: [down the hallway, spray tank i...
Posted by Amanda Jordyn ... on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:14:00 PST |
A Penny Earned, Is A Penny Overcharged: When I Say "Fun," You Say "Math" |
This evening, post-work, I had to go to the grocery store for litter and cat food (It's in my cats' contracts, hence "had"). _____Sidenote: Whenever you use your "value" card, your name prints on your...
Posted by Amanda Jordyn ... on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before [Working Title: There's Shit In My Eggs] |
Redline, southbound, 1030AM, en route to work: [A couple seated facing the train's doorway, a few black bags amongst them. Guy dressed in jeans, faded black leather jacket, a haphazardly placed ball c...
Posted by Amanda Jordyn ... on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:20:00 PST |
The Dawning of the Ridiculous: Last Night I Didn't Get To Sleep Enough |
This could be completely ridiculous or completely spot on ...Truth is, I'm tired. I have a day job and in turn my feet hurt (and I'm left with the feeling of accomplishment of a job well done ...Which...
Posted by Amanda Jordyn ... on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:36:00 PST |
"Jordyn, You Are An Excellent Titler": Compliments As Titles |
Yes, it's been a while. Two weeks, at least -Oo my! The remnants of my seasonal sinus-cold are all but the occasional cough. I spent a week with my vocal cords on the "Chewbacca/Bea Arthur" setting an...
Posted by Amanda Jordyn ... on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Achoo!: How I Learned To Stop Worrying + Love The Snot Bomb |
Friday, redline -southbound: Two little girls, braids + barrettes, seated behind me -Their Mother (reading a copy of the Red Eye + chatting on her cellphone] seated across the aisle from me. Girl #1: ...
Posted by Amanda Jordyn ... on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:44:00 PST |
For Vanity's Sake + A Box Of Bla |
10AM, Dominick's grocery, me w/ my wheeley-cart cutting up an aisle to the check-out lanes. [Indian woman, black hair w/ a sploch ..Yes, sploch ...of gray smack-dab ...Yes, smack-dab ...at the crown, ...
Posted by Amanda Jordyn ... on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:57:00 PST |
Jane Austen Doesn't Live Here No More: For Those of You Who Want To Start A Book Club ... |
The Department of The Treasury has a few suggestions ...[The following titles are from a mini-flyer included alongside my federal tax return] "Order some of our best sellers!" -Federal Benefits for Ve...
Posted by Amanda Jordyn ... on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST |
White Skirts + Dwarf TKO |
First things first, a twist ...A book review, if you will. Yesterday, on the train en route to work: [Two girls, sitting behind me]Girl #1: "Yeah so I read the 'Zodiac' and that book messed with my mi...
Posted by Amanda Jordyn ... on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:58:00 PST |
Gonna Look In Every Corner of the City: Part I |
I'm being stalked. "You're what?" "Who?" "When?"Well, I'll tell you ...I am being stalked by five men: John, Zal, Steve, Joe + Jerry ...You might know them as the Lovin' Spoonful (that's the original ...
Posted by Amanda Jordyn ... on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:45:00 PST |
