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the meg

it's become so obvious, you are so oblivious to yourself

About Me



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No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous
Almost, at times, the Fool.
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My Interests

sometimes, i blog here on myspace.
mostly, i'm here to spy on other people, though.
mostly, i am simultaneously in love with and horrified by the human race.
mostly.

my Martini:

my Monkey:

yes, i posted a picture of my cat(s) on myspace. deal wit it.

I'd like to meet:


well hello there...

Music:

music is yummy. gimme gimme gimme.

i've probably been in love with all three of these guys at some point in my life (speaking in archetypes, of course), and that explains a little about my taste in music. at least i hope it does:

Movies:

heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town: i can eat fifty eggs, all i ever wanted to be was a gangster, i may remind you of the babe, i am the wiz kid, i am a copy of a copy of a copy, i told you i was a flibbertygibbet, i have too many notes, i'm a rebel dottie a loner, i was dissed in the malibu, i'm the stuff that dreams are made of, i'll try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot (hey get back here!), i'm not bad i'm just drawn that way, i campained for the removal of latin, i go to 11, i'm a sister-a-daughter-a-sister-a-daughter-a-sister, for godsakes harry I'M the shylock, i've had a rough year dad, i can tell you exactly how to suck a fuck, i'm rosebud, i am a star a big bright shining star, nobody puts me in a corner, i'm what's happenin' hot stuff, in my time with these guys i have seen shit that would turn you WHITE, i am the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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Arthur Jensen: The world is a business, Mr. Beale; it has been since man crawled out of the slime. Our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that perfect world in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality - one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock - all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you, Mr. Beale, to preach this evangel.
Howard Beale: Why me?
Arthur Jensen: Because you're on television, dummy. Sixty million people watch you every night of the week, Monday through Friday.
Howard Beale: I have seen the face of God.
Arthur Jensen: You just might be right, Mr. Beale

Television:

among others:

Books:

"Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise."--Cats Eye, Margaret Atwood

Heroes:

Margaret Atwood, Jane Addams, my dad, my grandfather Stan, my Oma, Bernie Sanders, the Dread Pirate Roberts, John Cage

My Blog

i can't form full sentences right now (except this one)

so here be a list of some things; out of context, or maybe not.100 hourstranscriptsbeing in touchfeline movements, bowel and otherwiseweddingsbreak-upssiblingthunderscrub topsattacked feet every night...
Posted by nutMeg on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

truth hurts...

and i never realized it hurt you, too.sorry.the Hug was more than I meantthe truth more than it should have meant.where do we go from here, it's clear...that my truths are cliches and hackneyed 80s tr...
Posted by nutMeg on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:18:00 PST

what did you say? twenty-nine?

that's right, bee-otches. it be the last year of my twenties!(gulp)...
Posted by nutMeg on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:58:00 PST

i can't help but stalk you

i admit it, i'm kinda stalking you. i visit your page almost every day. i can't help it. there you are, i can see you, i know you're perfect for me from your profile. i want to take you home, snuggle,...
Posted by nutMeg on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:47:00 PST

poetry in motion

Found text from my Junk Mail Folder: "Woman sees disaster everywhere one. Handles strengthen tone waist areas natural forth motion. System automatic, local searches. Russo dark disclaimer questions sa...
Posted by nutMeg on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:46:00 PST

city mouse i have become

i grew up in vermont, i did. yep. land of green mountains. i grew up hiking, backpacking, camping, doing various assorted outdoors-y things, almost every weekend. there is nothing as mind clearing to ...
Posted by nutMeg on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

dave chapelle was on to something...

well, i haven't been to a kinkos in about 3 years. i recently wandered in because there is a convieniently located one right near my work. i needed something printed. now, i know what its like to work...
Posted by nutMeg on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:13:00 PST

taking the domestic plunge

i am sitting here waiting for him to come home, sitting here contimplating the refridgerator, the laundry, the boxers on the floor.yesterday, i stood in the bathroom doorway, brushing my teeth, expoun...
Posted by nutMeg on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:35:00 PST

such was my morning

did  not set alarm last night, woke up in absolute panic at 6:08 am.   went back to sleep after setting my alarm for what was later discovered to be 7:15.PM.   woke up in a panic again...
Posted by nutMeg on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:56:00 PST

an open letter

hello! how are you all today? let's get right down to business. here's the thing: i exist in this cubicle only to make you rich people richer. some of you are younger than i and you make mor...
Posted by nutMeg on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 03:14:00 PST