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turd fergison

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About Me

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My Interests

stabbing my self in the eye, and occasionally, to change that up, shooting myself in the foot.

I'd like to meet:

Heartless and false need not apply. And always, always David Bowie. Oh, and your Mom.oh snap!

Music:

as long as its good, damn it, I'll listen. Its true. I love music. Who doesn't? I occasionally fall for a bit of bad ear candy too. Ala JT or Usher or something else totally ridiculous. But I think its ok. The sad part is that its not just for irony, I wish it were (like Amanda and her powerranger obsession in jr high) but much to my dismay, I really like it.Some times I really "feel" music. I'm all like "yeah man, thats IT." Sometimes I make up music videos in my head. I used to want to be a rock star. Who didn't? I used to want to be a beatle. I wanted to fall in love with George Harrison from a hard days night. I wanted him to love me. I wanted to tossle his hair.Sometimes I make up songs or extra super bad (not in the good way) really white raps. Nonetheless, I believe that this is a good thing. Thinking off the top of ones head. And I really can rhyme for hours.

Movies:

yes please. All genres.

Television:

is enjoyable. People who are all "I never watch" and shit lie. Period. They do. They just wanna be cool. Hey, I watch n I ain't ashamed. Yet.I mean of course its bad, and makes my brain feel a bit mushy, but its also gooood. Opiate fer da masses. I cry, I laugh, I space out. It's my pot.And pop culture is important to keep up with in some ways. It informs my art. And in many ways it is art. Oh, how fucking deep. I just made myself vomit in my mouth.

Books:

honestly, whatever I can squeeze in. I like reading. I always have. must read must read must read must read. Books books books books books. Books books books books books Books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books!

Heroes:

Brian Shaw, Sheldon Patinkin, Bernie Killian, Woody Allen, David Lynch, George Harrison, Richard Foreman, David Bowie, Mom & Dad, my sister Lauren and Me (I think in a way we should all be our own heroes)Also: currently accepting applications.