if any of the floowing applies to you, chances are, you're who I want to meet:You hunt zombies. You are a zombie. You drink zombies. You like funny things. You like scary things. You have read 'A Cricket In Times Square.' You like to create. You like to destroy. Christopher Cross has some sick appeal to you. You have some sick appeal to Christopher Cross. You like coffee. You like booze. You like citrus fruits. You like animals. Animals like you. Taco Bell after midnight sounds like a good idea. Sledding is fun. Swimming is fun. You have played Karateka. You think Tiki lounges are essential. You think unicorns kick ass. You think top 40 music is poop. You can explain with intelligence and enthusiasm why top 40 music isn't poop. You breathe.