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Gina

I am here for Friends

About Me

Lenny and Squiggy rolled into one:

My Interests

Digging ditches, pulling switches, dodging hitches, wearing corduroy britches, and working on the railway.

I'd like to meet:



Spectreman - Opening, Closing Credits & Preview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec9d0HdCtrw

Music:

"Louie Louie", "Wooly Bully", "Wild Thing", and "96 Tears".

Movies:

Vehicles for Burgess Meredith.

Television:

Any daytime television that involves paternity testing, or that bald security guard from Jerry Springer that yells at everybody.

Books:

about movies and music.

Heroes:



Riunite on ice (1984)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71SYeOsb3yA

A beverage on ice with tacos.

My Blog

Your Own Personal Gina -- Part II

Since I'm such a caring, generous, and helpful person, I'm inviting whoever reads my blog to ask me a question, and I will offer my advice. You know you want my help. Post your question here, and I ...
Posted by Gina on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:01:00 PST

I will wash your mouth out with soap if I catch you talking this way

Every once in a while, I come across articles like this.  Do you ever get the feeling it's all an elaborate prank? http://www.urbandictionary.com/...
Posted by Gina on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 12:33:00 PST

Did you read about this?!? A mother-effing donkey fell in a well!!

Did you hear me?  It was in a well!!  I guess it's been rescued and is fine, but check this picture... http://news.yahoo.com/photo/ydownload_ap/20070914/photos_net _ap_wl/1189819985;_ylt=Anfz...
Posted by Gina on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:26:00 PST

Open letter to the biggest dick in all of Chicago

Dear Sears Tower, Who do you think you are, standing over your surroundings so menacingly, and strategically, so that we are always in your shadow?  If you were a person, I im...
Posted by Gina on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST

Devil 1 Gina 0

Staying asleep is impossible tonight!  I had another dream about the devil.  He looked the same as he did in my last dream about him-- blue skin, and otherwise human features:  long bla...
Posted by Gina on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:50:00 PST

Two words that do not belong in the same recipe title: "Cookie" and "Salad"

The cook book from Wisconsin came up in conversation over the weekend while discussing the mid-west with people visiting from New York, and "cookie salad" became the punchline to about 40% of eve...
Posted by Gina on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:04:00 PST

Double, double; toil and trouble??

I find this article very comforting, considering the person who claims she was discriminated against cites an article from The Onion as proof of her argument: httpAre there really people this psychoti...
Posted by Gina on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:19:00 PST

"...And your mama, too!"

I never get tired of this one: A very special pronouncement for all y'all Oh, and here's another one that caused me to laugh so hard on the train about 8 years ago, that I was nearly banned for life f...
Posted by Gina on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:10:00 PST

Your Own Personal Gina

I think the idea of Yahoo! Answers is great:  A person submits a question, and enters what category it should be under, and everyone posts an answer to the best of their ability, and the answerer...
Posted by Gina on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

Can you imagine how much better the 80's would've been if this douche just played for St.Louis?

Ding Dong the Douche is Dead!! ...and it's about f'n time!
Posted by Gina on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:37:00 PST