why yes, that is the smell of ben gay |
i'm not going to get into the whole getting older theme since i think it will be pretty obvious what the bubbling to the surface subtext of this here blog is. i have a bad shoulder. usually it is ju...
Posted by ross on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:58:00 PST |
beer league: the apology |
in some sort of late night stupor i may have watched most, not all, of beer league starring artie lange last night on comedy central. i am ashamed and embarrassed by my actions. there was nothing on...
Posted by ross on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 08:27:00 PST |
what i learned about fat chicks |
while peeing at this great bar, cullens, in lakeview i had the pleasure, nay, the honor to learn from a group of my fellow urinators that fat chicks give a mean blow job because, man, they suck dick l...
Posted by ross on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST |
living my life backwards |
today i went to reckless and bought the first faith no more and hate songs in e minor by fudge tunnel (both of which i have owned in the past) and the new megadeth and bad brains (2 band i've been lis...
Posted by ross on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:02:00 PST |
something, perhaps, has got to give |
i don't know how long (pun? intended?) i can go with this hair/beard combo in the humid chicago summer. it's not even june and already i'm flustered, sweaty, and thinking that covering more parts of ...
Posted by ross on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:29:00 PST |
sweaty showers are back |
you know, those showers where, when you get out, the act of merely toweling off creates sweat. it's the humidity, you know. also, i realize it might be more me than you since i'm from the bay area a...
Posted by ross on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:10:00 PST |
the joke i wrote as a companion to kendra's joke |
the joke kendra tells goes as follows:did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?it runs in your genes/jeansi don't know where she heard it so don't get all "that's my joke" on me.so here's my retort:di...
Posted by ross on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:36:00 PST |
we went to minneapolis by way of madison |
i took photos. they are here:http://www.flickr.com/photos/88053194@N00/i can't seem to get a bulletin posted about this. i will say that it was probably the best road trip i've ever taken. kendra w...
Posted by ross on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:27:00 PST |
who's the genius |
that thought of going to minnesota in early february? worse yet, who's the genius that agreed to go along for the ride. just when chicago might finally be climbing out of single digit weather the ro...
Posted by ross on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST |
is there anything more lonely |
than waiting for the bus alone at 12:15 am when it's 8 degrees. probably, but i was pretty fucking melancholy out there tonight. (music listed is playing in my head)
Posted by ross on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST |
