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Kelly

About Me

I am a pirate trapped in the body of a karate kid. I find it difficult to pillage when those around me keep asking to see my moves. I just have to remind myself that unless I begin pillaging I won't be able to climb up to pirate ladder. Come on people. Trust me, I'm a pirate. Pirates are way cooler than Katate Kids. Look at Danielson, he got fat after he got the girl. Pirates don't let that happen to them. I'm just saying.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If ever there was a meeting I would like to encounter it would be that of a hobbit and a gnome in a wrestling match.

My Blog

Run Kelly Run

So, tomorrow I will run my first 5k! Yikes! I was never one to have a goal of running any kind of organized race.  I wasn't a hater, it just wasn't my thing.  Well last year my friend Sarafi...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:42:00 GMT

My Lunch Break

I went to Macy’s on my lunch break.  I wasn’t really looking for anything, just browsing.  I was on the 4th floor by the women’s dresses and the evelvator.  I decided ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:04:00 GMT

Hansel and Gretel

Sometimes I wish Hansel and Gretel were lost in my neighborhood, but instead of leaving a trail of bread crumbs they would leave a trail of salt.  This way the side walks would be salted and I wo...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:26:00 GMT

Yarrr!

You can walk t' walk, but can you talk t' talk? You better be talkin' t' talk me buckos! Today be t' day that pirate speak rules. T' pirates life be t' life for me, bein' that I be a true pirate. This...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:43:00 GMT

camera shy

I seen so many awesome things that I've wanted to take a picture of in the past couple of days.  Well I guess there really are only two things that stick out in my mind now.  The first aweso...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:34:00 GMT

What you gonna do now Blue Line?

Well it has been 1 year today that I got derailed on the Blue line.  I'm pretty good at remembering dates, anniversaries,birthdays, etc and this was an easy one to remember.  I got derailed ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:01:00 GMT

Green Olives

Dude, all I have to say is that they're awesome.  I could sit and eat a whole jar of them.  I know a lot of people don't like them and that's cool.  I just wanted to express that I like...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:42:00 GMT

Transition

So, here I am once again in a transition part of my life.  I recently quit my job and until I find another one I'm temping.  I don't really mind temping.  It adds a little variety to my...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:08:00 GMT

Buzz

This morning I took the Brown line to work, which I rarely do.  I usually ride the Blue line.  Anyway, I stepped into the train car and there was an ad for sketchfest.  I was excited!&n...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:45:00 GMT

Save The Date!!!

Check out this event: OneTwoThree @ Chicago Sketchfest!! Current mood: awake tell your friends....and your enemies...Hosted By: OneTwoThree ComedyWhen: Saturday Jan 06, 2007at 7:00 PMWhere: Theater ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:16:00 GMT