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Otto Loves Cricket!

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About Me

I'm going to kill all humans with the lazers in my teeth.
I have head-y write-y things written here , and my daily adventure write-y things here .

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My Interests

Rock n' Fucking Roll, fake religions, crap for craps sake, comics, the future, space, robots, playing music

I'd like to meet:

People who make loud noises. A 500,000 foot robot. This girl:

Music:

Big Black, Shellac, Rapeman, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Death From Above 1979, Add N to X, Bauhaus, Andrew WK, Volcano Suns, Guitar Wolf, The D4, Silver Apples, Simply Saucer, Friends Forever, The MC5, Iggy & the Stooges, The Cramps, Flaming Lips, Hella, The Beta Band, Destroy All Monsters, Faith No More, Fugazi, Motorhead, Motley Crue, Grandaddy, Krebstar, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, Leadbelly, Robert Johnson, DEVO, David Bowie, Mott the Hoople, T-Rex, Old 97's, Johnny Cash, Pleasure Club, Radio Birdman, Steppenwolf, Sun Ra, Shadows of the Knight, The Pretty Things, DMZ, The Lyres, The Liars, The Jesus Lizard, Great Kat, The Ramones, The Ravonettes, Turbonegro, TV on the Radio, Wire, X, The Dandy Warhols, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Ten Years After, Ted Nugent, The Faint, Ryan Adams, Pixies, Queen, Portishead, Kraftwerk, NEU!, Nancy Sinatra, Dean Martin, Astrud Gilberto, Bjork, Nashville Pussy, Mission of Burma, Manowar, Man or Astro-Man?, L7, Laika, Killdozer, Jason Webley, Interpol, Iron Maiden, June of 44, Don Caballero, Girl Trouble, Eels, Early Lines, Donovan, !!!, ICU, The Advantage, AC/DC, Matmos, Moldy Peaches, Eno, Boredoms, Body Count, John Cage, Old Time Relijun, My Morning Jacket, The Mars Volta, At the Drive-in, Tom Waits, James Brown, The Sonics, Scratch Acid, Sonic Youth ect....

Movies:

The Evil Dead's, Mad Max, RoadWarrior, Ichi the Killer, Battle Royale, Dead or Alive Trilogy. Good horror, melodramatic violence, cheesy science fiction (like Barbarella).

Television:

Sometimes I watch CSPAN and CSPAN 2 for hours at a time. The senate can be very relaxing. And Cartoons. Fuck. Yeah.

Books:

Temple of Gold, Cats Cradle, R is for Rocket, Hitchhikers Guide, The Principia Discordia. Vonnegut, Bradbury, Adams and Goldman (not golding) are some of the best. Hail Eris.

Heroes:

My personal Jesus (he stands 300 ft tall, shoots lazers from his eyes and fire from his fingers. and he fights aliens)

My Blog

Everybody Gets A Limerick

Seeing as I'm broke, I can't buy any of my friends neato birthday presents. Which is sad (aww). So this year, I'm doing something different and writing everybody a limerick for their birthday.And if...
Posted by Otto Loves Cricket! on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:14:00 PST

Everybody Gets A Limerick

Seeing as I'm broke, I can't buy any of my friends neato birthday presents. Which is sad (aww). So this year, I'm doing something different and writing everybody a limerick for their birthday.And if...
Posted by Otto Loves Cricket! on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:14:00 PST

Norwegian Forest Cat

I just found out Cricket, who I love so dearly, is a Norwegian Forest Cat.Yay Cricket!
Posted by Otto Loves Cricket! on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:31:00 PST

Sick In The Head Yet

Does anyone else have the problem where it impossible to out of bed without first listening to 3 or 4 old timey song?It like I need to steel my nerves with fiddles before I can face the day.
Posted by Otto Loves Cricket! on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:41:00 PST

Ottos Amazing Day!

Anyone who likes to hear (read) me talk (write) should take a gander at Ottos Amazing Day, my fancy blog I put stuff on daily about what I did that day, including stuff I liked and funny bits. I try ...
Posted by Otto Loves Cricket! on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:07:00 PST

The Return Of Mystery Science

I remember those sweet days of innocence I had at 15; afternoons spent mixing gallons of fake blood, blowing up action figures, throwing mud balls at moving cars and topping it all off by smoking pot ...
Posted by Otto Loves Cricket! on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:13:00 PST

A Legend Of Guthrie

There's a lot of stories about Woody Guthrie out there, with varying levels of truth behind them. I have no idea how true this one is, but its one of my favorites, and I heard it told by Ramblin' Jac...
Posted by Otto Loves Cricket! on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:36:00 PST

Totally Awesome

So after the bad news this morning (having to move really soon) I got the best news I could have ever hoped for.Mr. Warren Ellis (whos work, as I have said before, I will always have a boner for) put ...
Posted by Otto Loves Cricket! on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:11:00 PST

Totally Fucked

So the apartment I live in is low-income, which means that to live here you have to fall in a certain tax bracket, and the apartment company needs you to fill out a mountain of paper work that has to ...
Posted by Otto Loves Cricket! on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:03:00 PST

I Smell Of Myself

. . .to quote Whitman (my favorite of his).But it's true. I smell of myself on fire.More precisely, I smell like burning skin. No flesh, mind you. That just smells like meat. Burnt skin smells dif...
Posted by Otto Loves Cricket! on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:35:00 PST