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JOHNNY LAZER

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Antony cherrie's primary purpose is to fulfill the perceived dramatic requirement that a costumed supertoy cannot stay on-duty twenty-four hours a day, or throughout the entirety of this play we tease.Although his name and history were taken from his early life by his Earth parents, everything about antony cherrie has been staged for the benefit of his alternate identity JOHNNY LAZER! a whimsical and inhumanly brutal manic plastic supervillain court-jester With plans to infect the entire world. He is widely considered to be Antony cherrie's archenemy and best friend as together they constantly chemically revived each other for different situations and events.Antony cherrie has conversation's with Johnny lazer in his dreams.Antony claims him to be a 'trauma sponge', soaking up all the negative feelings and experiences and storing them inside himself for this giant musical. He says this will prevent JOHNNY LAZER from becoming like himself. During the silent exchanges they share on various occasions, johnny lazer often suggests that antony cherrie do something violent, like arson in retaliation for some wrong committed against him. antony cherrie laughs these suggestions off, assuming that johnny lazer is joking, though to the third eye it is fairly obvious that he is not.... johnny lazer was first released in 1982, manufactured by his mother for the Miniacle toy group. he was a vastly popular toy at school, with kids buying him up in an attempt to scare the wits out of their younger sisters! he has a realistic looking and feeling skin made from a form of latex, and even has moving eyes and limbs! johnny lazer is "things that go bump in the night!" Noises just out of sight. You've heard them. Perhaps even felt them. But never quite seen them..... UNTIL NOW! Although trapped in the body of a doll, johnny lazer retains many human qualities, most notably the ability to bleed. His anatomy is rather human like, as his innards are filled with living organs.The number of Johnny’s victims is in the dozens, if not hundreds — or perhaps even thousands. Authorities are unable to capture Johnny and seem unaware of his existence, even though his crimes are often witnessed in public and reported by the few who manage to survive. Johnny himself speculates on this being the result of interference from outside forces. Johnny is somewhat of an insomniac, and would attempt to rid himself of all feeling.Note that Johnny lazer. expresses his emotions through his music join him at one of his shows Several sizes can be found.www.myspace.com/thejohnnylazershow AND JOIN THE TOY IN HIS JOURNEY INTO THE MAINSTREAM

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My Blog

crackinglingering

the hill was high and a tumble or 10 is evident.paranoid closed the walls and sealed himself in.screaming and licking the walls.but i will steal the cement he needs to build with.faceless facing fear ...
Posted by JOHNNY LAZER on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:01:00 PST

ONOMOTOPAEIA

zing, blamm!blam! Pow! wurmp. burf. tuk,tuk,tuk. eef! plam, ploq, scog!boomboomchik
Posted by JOHNNY LAZER on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:05:00 PST

LEGO MAN TRIALS AND DUPLO AND MECCANO AND OTHER!

LEGO MAN YOULL WANT A LEGO WOMAN YOULL HAVE A LEGO BOY AND HE WILL WANT A LEGO GIRL WITH FOLDING SOUNDS!? everybody can you see then march left right left right boring picking up the pieces of yo...
Posted by JOHNNY LAZER on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST

NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE UP

NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE UP I shut out the noise and dont know what to say i watch you on your knees when you contort why does it evaporate? when you get up is why adore questions. love that you t...
Posted by JOHNNY LAZER on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:35:00 PST

dance like the day

DANCE LIKE THE DAY let me tell you a little story about a guy named me ive got a mother whos not very proud to say that she gave birth you see im glue from parts and severe packed bags and heartstring...
Posted by JOHNNY LAZER on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:03:00 PST

industrial bubblegum

INDUSTRIAL BUBBLEGUM strut parade sashay flounce cavourt frollick spring back rebound recoil spring up! will everybody know your names? hop bounce prance jump skip leap bound soar climb rise ...
Posted by JOHNNY LAZER on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 04:07:00 PST

MY THING alls

  MY THING ALLS WAIT When it dont work thats point counjour and mirth wont let in chaos will just forgive BRIGHT AND BIRTHS happy follow through determined shallow all not small voice speaks hig...
Posted by JOHNNY LAZER on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:31:00 PST

cutting pie and flickin seconds

CUTTING PIE AND FLICKIN SECONDS tickle it really quick no thought what word i am scribblling HA! i know its when im not thinking something but blah doesnt matter hurry worry old and grey.... crea...
Posted by JOHNNY LAZER on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:12:00 PST

BACKS OF TWENTY

BACKS OF TWENTY there is no rule in matchsticks from red and paper sit black. blue hazed ripped subconcious simplicity in packs pull for seconds after shine movements fuse efforts in trying to regist...
Posted by JOHNNY LAZER on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:03:00 PST

RERUNS IN BIGGER ROOMS

RERUNS IN BIGGER ROOMS BLACK AND WHITE CHAMPIONED KISSING RAIN NEVER NEEDING UMBRELLAS INDIVIDUAL TANGLED SPARKSTWO COLOURS OF LOVERS IN THE PARK INTENSITY PEAKED.................. ALFTERWARDS WOULD T...
Posted by JOHNNY LAZER on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:40:00 PST