absurd prose profiles

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Indonesia
Status:
Single
finest_coffee

Boris artist and illustrator

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Belgium
Status:
Single
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Networking
boltrisk

Ann Wood

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
PROVINCETOWN, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Status:
Divorced
Orientation:
Straight

SillyCon Productions

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CELINA, Ohio
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
marleta

cindy

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
bali,
Country:
Indonesia
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
themeofrandal

''m!sZmOrR!e'' if you walk out on me,,,, i'm walking after you,,,,

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
jakarta nan menawan,
Country:
Indonesia
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender

Project Absurd Celebrating The Daft!

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Upstate, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
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tomwhalen

Tom Whalen Screenwriter for the upcoming science fiction film Flatland

Age:
59 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Stuttgart,
Country:
Germany
Status:
Married
microchipsforeveryone

bate

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
fort collins, Colorado
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
deafhenrymeathammer

Is humanity really worth saving? insert witty headline here, or perhaps you prefer some worn out aphorism, maybe an anagoly about how

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
surlykoala

Mr. Self-Destruct

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Portland, OREGON
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
bubrubbwoowoo

dan He took it up the ass for rock and roll...

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Urbana, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Body builder
Here For:
Friends

The Mighty Iacono Christofa!!!!

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking

SKELL

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
MAINYAPOLIS, Minnesota
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

kerribob

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
South Africa
Status:
Single

Incik Zahir Al Capotulis hidop baro bermola

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
KLangat,
Country:
Malaysia
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
dharlanwilson

D. Harlan Wilson - Bizarro Author Every facet of life is a form of psychological warfare.

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Celina, OHIO
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Body:
Athletic
mamawisdom

Nikila - a.k.a. MamaWisdom An ancient breed of apple seed, carefully designed over eons of time...

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Francisco Bay Area, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Networking

Nikolai He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
El Cerrito, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
HASTINGS1066

John

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
nic_the_chick

Nic the Chick bring three of your friends.

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
the 'burg, augusta, GEORGIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
djonenytestand

DJ One Nyt Stand

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
if i told u...i'd hafta kill u, Manila
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
raviolus

Amy, right?

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking
zombeelicious

Jason

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
oreo1

Coach Ron Burgundy: The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show... [kisse

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

TaLula

Age:
48 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
BRKLYN, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
sleeazyd

Dylan

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lawrence, Kansas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking
blumj

Jordan "The Power Glove, it's so bad."

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Noir Noir

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Italy
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Lori

Age:
42 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ROCHESTER, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Age:
37 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SEDONA, Arizona
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Onassis

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Quezon City, Metro Manila
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Stacy Elaine cats are true astronauts (metaphysically speaking).

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Danimal Love Jamin on da Drums!

Age:
36 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking
sneakyhellcat

Hellcat

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
London, East
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Illustrious Pacabel, esq.

Age:
33 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
m4dworld

team hasselhoff

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
neverland, ampera, kemang
Country:
Indonesia
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
pandaananda

Pandaananda

Age:
43 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bristol, Southwest
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends

ben

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
berlin
Country:
Germany
Status:
Single
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

ksa

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Jakarta Timur
Country:
Indonesia
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Married
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Jimmy

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Gotham City/Leeds
Country:
United Kingdom
Orientation:
Straight

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
jakarta
Country:
Indonesia
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
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moregyorgy

Morgan

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SCHENECTADY, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
ladysonnet

LadySonnet

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Bulgaria
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Networking
mynameispoison

poison

Age:
63 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Greece
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight

David McWane With my mind on my bunnies and my bunnies on my mind.

Age:
82 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

Dj NEEL N. KiZMiAZ This heart, alas perverted long, shall meet thee in the glittering throng

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SAN FRANCISCO, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
oana_uiorean

Oana Uiorean Only the things that don't make any sense make any sense to me.

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Brussels,
Country:
Belgium
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
alraune_unsterblich

Alraune ...Alles in mir...

Age:
95 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Tscheljabinsk,
Country:
Russian Federation
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking