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Mr. Self-Destruct

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About Me

I live in Portland, Oregon, having fled from the heat and generally intolerable culture of Texas. I have issues with doubling up letters. I have a weakness for stompy boots and wool coats, as well as BDSM and pretty pierced girls. When exhausted, my thought processes become mercurial and/or non-Euclidean. I love to write, but am terrible at actually sitting down and doing it. There is a plan in the works to finalize a sleeve design based on Dante's Inferno (grand plans being subject to what happens between now and some starry future). I'm in an open relationship, which equates to an availability of "potentially yes" and an exclusivity rating of "absolutely not." I have an unhealthy love of the Cthulu mythos. I bound gleefully between antisocial and the quintessential social butterfly, usually depending on whether I have a good book on hand. I've often remarked that I would kick a nun brutally in exchange for a dirty martini and some good sushi.If you want something less disjointed, you know the necessary protocols.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Conversationalists who can beat the seven-minute-pause, anyone with a good idea of how to waste an evening, and your usual motley assortment of pierced, tattooed, &c.'d misanthropes.View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

Fuck all, here we go... Mahler, Beethoven, Holst, Rachmaninov, the Doors, the Beatles, the Sex Pistols, the Ramones, .45 Grave, Christian Death (Rozz Williams, not the screeching strumpet), Fields of the Nephilim, Bauhaus, Joy Division, KMFDM, Conflict, Rasputina, Voltaire, London After Midnight, Alice in Chains, Lacuna Coil, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson, Tool, Megadeth, Megaherz, Pipedown, Cradle of Filth, Nine Inch Nails, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Wumpscut, Type O Negative, Electric Hellfire Club, Aphex Twin, Rob Dougan, Rammstein...
And I'm done for now.I am 9% Emo.
.. Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands... Take the
Emo Test
@ FualiDotComI'll just let that speak for me there.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange Titus Secretary Quills Amelie Hero Clerks

Television:

Coupling (see: BBC) various Adult Swim programs You know what? I pretty much hate television.

Books:

Paradise Lost, Milton Stranger in a Strange Land, Heinlein American Gods, Gaiman Goetia Faust, Goethe The Lord of the Rings, Tolkien The Incarnations of Immortality series, Anthony

Heroes:

Heinlein for the prose and virtually anyone who's managed to make a significant impact.

My Blog

What every coffee lover needs to know.

While there are many articles and how-to guides online available to baristas, having worked as one myself I've noticed an ongoing trend that needs to be corrected post-haste. It's absolutely wonderful...
Posted by Mr. Self-Destruct on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:52:00 PST

Regulations

Sometimes I do that writing thing. It's true. And sweet Christ, I do love what this text box does to my formatting. If the spacings are off, blame that fucker Tom, not me. Read it before I purge my gi...
Posted by Mr. Self-Destruct on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:52:00 PST