I'm Melee. I:
Am 22
Hate bananas more than anyone you know
Have two insane and incredible felis domesticae, Magnus and n00b
Am not a bumblebee
Was born and raised in southwest Michigan
Have travelled all over the country
Have never been out of the country
Sculpt when I find interesting things lying about
Don't drive
Don't fall in love based on gender
Am probably drinking coffee right now
Smoke lots of cigarettes
Play Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Absolutely don't do drugs
But have a severe caffeine addiction
Am a serious geek
Have seen almost every episode of The X-Files ever made
get homesick
Am not a hopeless romantic
Am an anarchist and I am not ashamed
Most of the people I have added on here are people I *actually* know... I probably won't add you if you're a band, a club, or some random asshole in Bumfuck wherever...
My Top Eight Twelve =
♥ Uh, My mom. Only my hero, the giver of life, the taker of no shit, the woman who has unfailingly supported me throughout all my trials and tribulations, every single one. Um, I love my mom. A lot. Yeah, I sure do.
♥ My soulmate, best friend, fiancé, a pain in my ass, the one with the key to my collar, and the guy who stays up until four-thirty in the morning with me, playing cards and drinking tea from tiny cups. We're chillin' like H.P. Lovecraft 24/7, and we'll make it, I swear. Woaaaah-ohh, livin' on a prayer. To Cthulhu.
♥ my (little) sister... is one of the most beautiful human beings I know. The music and sound and light she creates with her hands and with her voice are phenomenal. She's strong and brave, kinda dirty, a little raw. I've always looked up to her. Fuck with my family, and I'll fucking end you.
♥ my (also little) brother. He's amazing too. It must be in the genes. He continuously surprises me. He's smart, handsome, brilliant, and pretty generally rad. He's toastin' MC's like a bagel and cream cheese.
♥ Lawrence*;
♥ My wife, Katya, who gives me hope for the future. She brings me gifts she makes with her own hands, speaks French, makes me laugh and is an AWESOME kisser. I bet if I could be anyone for one daay, I'd be Katya. Or an octopus.
♥ Jeni (who is infallibly better than you even on her off-days);
♥ Kiah is fucking metal.
and
♥ My other brother Dave. What?
♥ Raquel. The most beautiful woman I know. We have been best friends since I was nine. I love her with all my heart. You farted and I'm downwind?
♥ Brandon, the president of the Clinton Street Cabaret, whom I have on here only for purposes of bribery and favouritism, having nothing to do with what a sweet, caring person he is. Also kinda sexy.
♥ Icebox (my true love, best friend, murderous madman, CMFYEMâ„¢, all-around, twice-as-evil, motherfucking DFL beauty.) See also: deserter.
*Lawrence? He's tall and dark and pretty seriously handsome. He's my second-in-command, I'm his right hand girl. He's more talented before he gets up in the morning than most people are all fucking day. He's my favourite artist, my best friend, my lover, and he's not a bumblebee, either.
