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Uncle Deric

For crying out loud, you're even a whore on myspace... why the hell do you think that I'd respect yo

About Me



"Once we ourselves recognize the crying need which must determine our conduct in foreign affairs, from this knowledge will flow the force of perseverance which we sometimes need when, beneath the drumfire of our hostile press hounds, one or another of us is seized with fear and there creeps upon him a faint desire to grant a concession at least in some field, and howl with the wolves, in order not to have everyone against him."

~Adolf Hitler

My Interests


Very Long Yet Extremely Exciting Myspace Survey.
Full Name: Deric Logan Carle
Nick Name(s): the Ace of Spades
Birthday: 7/7/88
Height: 6 ' 2''
Hair Color: brown
Hair Length: usually long, shaggy, shitty looking
Eye Color: either bright blue or dull gray
Birth Place: Battle Creek
Current Location: Keerc Elttab
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Shoe Size: usually 12
Clothing Style: only what's essential
Do you wear make up?: I've been known to let people make me look pretty
Does anybody you know think you're emo?: I wouldn't doubt it, but people that know me would know otherwise
Do you have a livejournal or xanga?: xanga, but never used it
Do you have/share a cell phone?: no, thank god
Do you have any tattoos?: no
Do you want any tattoos? If so, where?: probably my forehead
Do you wear hats?: only if they are stupid looking
Do you drink?: trick question #1
Do you swear?: trick question #2
Do you smoke?: trick question #3
Have you ever done drugs?: quite possibly
Have you ever drank?: more than likely
Have you ever been drunk?: insanely
Have you ever barfed from drinking too much?: no, I've barfed from drinking far too much for four people
Would you ever try a cigarette?: would anyone ever offer me one?
Have you ever tried a cigarette?: I think so
What day is it?: the day after yesterday
What's your favorite day of the week?: Wednesday, b/c it's painfully slow and so am I
Are you single/taken?: I'm always with someone beautiful
Do you like anybody? If so, who?: I don't "like" anybody
Do you want to get married?: yes, just don't want to pay for it
Do you want to have kids?: yes, just don't want to pay for them
Do you have a job? If so, what?: prostitute
Do you have any pets?: two cats. Ned and Baby Madge
How many computers are in your house right now?: I think 9
Are you on a lap top right now?: no way
Are there any laptops in your house right now?: no
When's the last time you were asked out?: I'd rather not say
When's the last time you realized/thought for sure somebody likes you?: Just about every single day
Do you enjoy single or group dates more?: I don't care as long as it is fun, but single dates require less planning. I guess I don't really believe in dates in general.
Do you like Starbucks?: I like real coffee
Do you consider yourself High-Maitenence?: the only things I need are an 8-ball and a hooker wearing an easter bunny suit
Have you ever been called a slut?: yes
Have you ever been beaten up?: yes, but nobody walks away from me without bleeding either
Whats your favorite....
Food?: paint chips
Color?: don't have one
Band?: Pink Floyd and Kasabian
Artist?: My sister Marlaine
Rapper?: Tupac
Type of Music?: anything but country music made after 1988
Type of Movies?: anything that keeps me interested
Sport to Play?: Curling
Sport to Watch?: Tigers baseball or Steelers football
Song at the Moment?: Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
Season?: Fall
Month?: October
Scent?: gasoline
Type of Dessert?: saltine crackers
Vegetable?: lettuce
Fruit?: kiwi
Word/Abbreviation to use on Instant Messanger?: idk
Website?: www.pspbrew.com
Instrument?: piano
Thing to do when you're Bored?: women
Back To The Random/Sweetness...
Do you like going to the beach?: no
Have you been out of country? If so, how many times?: no
How many states have you been too?: 4, maybe 5
How many times have you moved?: once
Finish It Up...
Holy Shit! Look at: what she did to me with her tongue!
What a rotten: cunt
My friends are: making a sex tape
I Love: my Playstation Portable
This? or That?
Coke or Pepsi?: Dr. Pepper
Vanilla or Chocolate?: Vanilla
Mountain Dew or 7Up?: Mountain Dew but I remember the "Cool Spot" days
Iced Tea or Lemonade?: GOOD Iced Tea
Starbucks or Tim Hortons?: Sunoco
Black or White?: black
Teal or Pink?: pink
Blonde or Brunette?: brunette
Abercrombie or Hollister?: neither, they aren't practical
Dogs or Cats?: cats
Day or Night?: very late night
Gucci or Coach?: their powers combined = coochie
Back to the Random/Sweetness...
Have you ever peed your pants after age ten?: I've made people pee their pants
Do you watch MTV?: usually (when I actually watch tv)
Who knows you better;; your friends or your family?: Lindsey
Friends
Who's your "best friend"?: I don't have one
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: I hate the phone, but probably Lindsey
Who have you known longest?: Marcus Freeze
Who do you miss most, if any?: Madge
Who's the friendliest?: my Uncle Keith
Who knows you best?: perhaps nobody
Who can make you smile no matter what?: Charlie
Who do you get in the most fights with?: nobody I guess
Who do you get along best with?: Kyle / Charlie
Who has the nicest house?: Mike Dejune
"The Last"
Person you commented through Myspace?: I couldn't remember if I wanted to
Person who commented you through Myspace?: umm... yea I can't remember that either right now
Person you IMed?: Puncharger
Person who IMed you?: Lindsey
Thing you ate?: rice
Thing you drank?: water
Clothing Item you bought?: two $8 hoodies
Coffee Drink you've had?: Cappucino mix at Sunoco
Person you said you loved?: Lindsey
Person you said you hated?: probably Lindsey lol
Thing that was annoying you?: probably Lindsey again
More random/sweetness...
would you rather eat your own foot or die in your sleep?: I'd rather dream I'm eating my foot in my sleep
would you rather kiss a person of your same sex or kiss a telephone pole?: depends on how good of a kisser the pole is
Would You rather eat a snickers or hersheys bar?: Snickers
What was the last thing you saw?: saw?
What was the last movie you watched?: The Matrix (all three)
What are you listening to?: Cold - Crossfade
Who are you thinking about?: nobody
Who do you hate at the moment?: Big W
Would you rather drive a Punch Bug or a PT Cruiser?: an Ice Cream Truck
Do you have Cable for your TV?: yes
Do you have Satellite TV?: no
Are you in love?: that's fair to say
Name one person you think likes you right now.: Elizabeth Hurley
Do you believe in love at first sight?: only between myself and inanimate objects
Who do you think is thinking about you right now?: if anybody, Lindsey
What color is your room?: white
Why did you take this survey?: because I'm a funny giraffe
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I'd like to meet:

Elizabeth Hurley