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Hellcat

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About Me


Somewhere deep in space, a superior alien race - who wore NATTY silver jump suits, and bought JAM in pots on which the lid was never screwed too tight - designed the Supreme Being. This being was fuelled by a love of TEA and CATS, of writing daft stories about VAMPIRATES and GIANT SWANS. It wore STRANGE, incomprehensible clothes, and danced IN strange, incomprehensible ways. It did not like mayonnaise at ALL. It did like peas, oh how IT liked peas. It liked both throat-GRINDINGLY depressing and EYE-rollingly SILLY music. It wished its hair WOULD grow more quickly.
Somehow, in some cosmic, spacey way, these plans were lost in the voids of space (oooh) until they found their way to Earth where SCIENTISTS did SCIENCEY THINGS with them, and created the SUPREME BEING, the ZENITH, the PARADOX, the PALAK PANEER...
... THE HELLCAT!

My Interests

Kittens; punk; metallll; writing stories; riding motorbikes; tattoos; rockabilly; books; art; kittens; swing; kittens; fillums; discovering new places; sticky-outy skirts; kittens; people who don't take themselves too seriously; ridiculously impractical shoes; scrirrels; the Natural History Museum; teaching; kittens; dancing in a silly fashion; pirates; interesting conversation; old man pubs; smelly music venues; Chaps and kittens. Oh, and kittens.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's into any or all of the following: books; rock n roll; punkrock; metal; blues; art; films; exciting style; frozen peas; tea; factor 50 sun cream; tattooing; creativity and intelligent conversation. Passionate folks! People who dream and work hard to achieve their goals.
I'm not a friend collector though, so if you're a guy looking for another girl to tuck away in your profile going by the assumption that more chicks = bigger cock, I am a waste of your no doubt very valuable time.

Music:

Be warned: I cannot narrow this down to "just a few" bands, so prepare thyself for a boring list or skip to the next bit...
AFI, The Cramps, Mastodon, Slayer, Pantera, Isis, Botch, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Tiger Army, Bauhaus, Radiohead, Balzac, Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Bjork, Nick Cave, Deftones, Propagandhi, Hot Water Music, In Flames, Shark Attack, Bridgeburner, Erykah Badu, The Nerve Agents, David Bowie, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, Calexico, Dick Dale, The Cure, Stray Cats/Brian Setzer, Dusty Springfield, Ella Fitzgerald, Meshuggah, Regina Spektor, Opeth, Darkthrone, Discharge, Minor Threat, Death, B.B. King, Nekromantix, Lavay Smith and her Red Hot Skillet Lickers, Dillinger Escape Plan, The Meteors, Demented Are Go, Miles Davis, Stampin' Ground, Mad Sin, Lamb, Portishead, Horrorpops, Air, Sisters Of Mercy, Strapping Young Lad, Sick Of It All, Gogol Bordello, Tom Waits, Buddy Holly, Simon Mastrantone, Tool, J.R. Ewing, The Sedan Vault, Circle, Violent Femmes, At The Gates, Arch Enemy, As Friends Rust, Turbonegro, Zeke, Cake, The Damned, Darkest Hour, The Groovie Ghoulies, Simon and Garfunkel, At The Drive-In, DJ Shadow, Dimmu Borgir, Children of Bodom, Cave In, Jeremy Warmsley, Nightwish, Beck, Transplants, Darkane, The Mummies, Son Of Sam, The Kinks, The Guillemots, Bic Runga, Melt Banana... can I stop now?

Movies:

Some Like It Hot; The Nightmare Before Christmas; Secretary; North By Northwest; Old Boy; Sympathy for Mr Vengeance; The Happiness of the Katakuris; Harold and Maude; Donnie Darko; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Six String Samurai; Amelie; Pan's Labyrinth; Sin City and Rear Window.

Television:

Don't watch a lot, but I enjoy aesthetically pleasing crime series (Miss Marple, Poirot, Midsomer Murders, Jonathan Creek... coffee and a corpse stuff); pretty, think-some period dramas (the BBC Pride and Prej is the benchmark) and good comedy (Monty Python, The Day Today, Brasseye, The League of Gentlemen, Spaced etc etc). Oh, and The Prisoner. But then, who doesn't love The Prisoner?

Books:

OK... My favourite books ever are "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen; "Catch 22" by Joseph Heller; "Slaughterhouse 5" by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. and "The Name of the Rose" by Umberto Eco. Ones I have read over the past 6 months include "Labyrinths" by Jorge Luis Borges; "Twenty Thousand Streets Under The Sky" by Patrick Hamilton; "Venus in Furs" by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch; "The Golem" by Gustav Meyrink; "The Twelve Caesars" by Suetonius; "Misfortune" by Wesley Stace; "English Passengers" by Matthew Kneale; "The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear" by Walter Moers; "Madam Crowl's Ghost" by J.S le Fanu; "The Expedition of Humphrey Clinker" by Tobias Smollett; "The Woman in Black" by Susan Hill; "The Good Soldier Svejk" by Jaroslav Hasek and a shedload of others I can't remember right this minute. I HEARTILY recommend "Misfortune" to anybody, it's a fantastic book.
I've also recently finished writing my own children's novel, "Swans and Swashbucklers!", which is pretty exciting.

Heroes:

Wouldn't go so far as to say 'hero', but I wish I could write like Jane Austen, with concise and meticulously chosen prose that never fails to hit the mark.

My Blog

Jobbie goodness!

And yes, Glasgow folkses, that title was put in for your titillation.  I am a big happy at the moment because... drum roll please... I have a sodding job!  At last!  I'm super happy abo...
Posted by Hellcat on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:33:00 PST

JOY!

Huzzah!  I have now officially finished at my sodding school!  This is excellent news.  Had a really nice last day too, a couple of the kids actually cried at hometime.  Not that i...
Posted by Hellcat on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:08:00 PST

The day Helena hit rock bottom.

A lot of you know about this anyway, but here's some material to make the rest of you doubt whether basic human decency still exists.  I have recently been having some considerable issues with my...
Posted by Hellcat on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:12:00 PST

Bastard book writing idea stealing BASTARDS! Raaaaaarrrgh!!!

Now, I don't think I'm a particularly childish person, but I'll confess that something I saw just now had me stamping my feet, pouting and squeaking "But I DON'T LIKE IT!"  As some of you m...
Posted by Hellcat on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:37:00 PST

A fairytale

This story was thought up by the children of the Year 1 class I'm currently teaching.  They came up with the story as a whole class and I wrote it down for them.  I wanted to post it up here...
Posted by Hellcat on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:08:00 PST

Happy 90th Birthday, Bangrad!

Yep, this Saturday was my grandad's 90th birthday.  Blimey!  Was down at my aunt's place, as we'd planned him a big surprise party with all the family there.  Needless to say, the soppy...
Posted by Hellcat on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:14:00 PST

Birthday resolutions

Many thanks to all and sundry who made my birthday so much fun yesterday!  When you have friends who will push each other at high speeds on office furniture along the street and give you - among ...
Posted by Hellcat on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:30:00 PST

Thieving bloody BASTARDS!

As you may be able to tell, I am a little peeved.  I was having such a good day yesterday.  There was the snow (I get SO excited about snow!); my new class at school is lovely; I'm actually ...
Posted by Hellcat on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST

Snow!

Yay!  I may have to get up at an unfeasibly early hour of the morning, but I just stuck my head out of the window and felt immediately smiley and excited!  The sight of trees and lawn covere...
Posted by Hellcat on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST

Doubting Hellcat

Right, thought I'd have a wee moan.  I've already vented to a few of you about this.  First thing's first: I love teaching.  Teaching young children is the bomb.  They learn super-...
Posted by Hellcat on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:10:00 PST