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Simon

To Hell with you then, I'm off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church!

About Me

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Youre Bingo Little! Youre the type who is almost always in love. You go to any length just to get a girl [or guy]. But as soon as you see another attractive girl [or guy], youre in love once again! This is not out of spite; youre just a very indecisive young chap. You tend to be needy and come to others for advice, instead of you doing the dirty work. Like having your friend pretend to be an author just so you could marry a girl!
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You are a Sophisticate! You are at the zenith of human existence. Your style is unquestionable, your manners perfect, and your taste exquisite. You don't suffer fools, and you will gladly take a militant stance where baggy trousered poltroons are concerned. You are undoubtedly an expert in the field of alcoholic mixology and your company is highly valued by both sexes. You have no need to boast of your excellence as it is glaringly obvious to all that you, dear friend, are a superlative individual.
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My Interests

Love all that was the 1920s, 30s,40s,50s (Then it all went wrong!) Vintage suits,Collecting and selling Antiques and collectables ( more of the collecting at the moment),spectator shoes, Fire Breathing Midgets, Champagne,Cocktails (Liberators are the poision of the moment), Cabaret,Burlesque,Femme Fatales, The races, Smoking Guns, Open Road Fedoras, Gangsters, Molls, Read herrings, Lounge Bars, Set Ups, All things dark and dangerous that you can't resist, Jazz, Stockings with Seams, Black and White Films, B movies,

I'd like to meet:

My estranged, eccentric, rich movie mogul relative... well heres hoping.

Music:

The art of arranging the sounds of voice(s) or instruments or both in a pleasing sequence or combination.... I LIKE A LOT OF DIFFERENT MUSIC, surf, rock,punk, Jazz, Blues, Big band Swing,etc etc.. oh well here comes the list!!!: Southern Culture on the Skids, the Ghastly Ones,The Nebulas, Satans Pilgrims,The Squirrel Nut Zippers, Johnny Cash, Reverend Horton Heat, Los Straightjackets, Nekromantix, Vegas Grind,Sinatra, the Pixies, Jane’s Addiction, Nine Inch Nails, Revolting cocks,Ministry, VNV Nation,KMFDM, Covenant, front 242,(Most Industrial,EBM,DARKWAVE, once infected with goth tendencies there is no cure!) New model Army (still a great fan), Jesus and Mary Chain, Blaggers I.T.A,Dead Kenedys,The Cramps,PJ Harvey, Beastie Boys, John Coltrane, The Smiths, The Clash, Otis Redding Brian Wilson/The Beach Boys, Kraftwerk, Duke Ellington, Quincy Jones, Pink Floyd, Simon & Garfunkel, Elvis Costello, Einsturzende Neubaten, Bjork, Kate Bush, Aphex Twin, Tori Amos, Dr John, Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, John Adams, Lalo Schifrin, John Williams, Roy Budd..

Movies:

Pulp, Hardboiled,Crime, Hoist, Classic Westerns and War films,Most Sci-Fi,Once Upon a Time In the west, Last man Standing, The Untouchables, Road to Perdition,Get Carter, True Romance, Dusk Till Dawn,The Man Who would be King,Ice Cold In Alex, Zulu, Event Horizon, and of course Film Noir / Neo Noir: The Maltese Falcon, To Have or Have Not, Chinatown, Casablanca, Blade Runner, Sin City, Dark City most things by David Lynch, Orson Welles, and , Memento, Touch of Evil, LA Confidential,12 Angry men, Notorious, The Usual Suspects, Double Indemnity, The Big Sleep, Key Largo, The Third Man, Sunset Boulevard, Laura, Gilda (AHHHHH Rita), The Killers (ahhhh Ava), lady from Shanghai, Scarlet Street, The big heat, Out of the past, Thieves Highway, The Asphalt Jungle, Dead Reckoning (Ahhh Lizabeth Scott), D.O.A, and on and on and on!Yes, I really do love my film Noir and just about any B movie! You can't beat sunday afternoon programming.http://re3.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3380395177

Television:

Black Books, Peep show, Family Guy, fast show,Lost, Sopranos (finally got into it, thanks neil) More or less any sci-Fi, Firefly was great, Wildlife :Planet Earth has been wonderful! Always love a good period drama...

Books:

Historical fiction, Sci-Fi, Biographies and Autobiographies mainly of people I like, or film books. As of late,i have been re visiting classics that you once had to learn and now find you would actually like to read.. Currently reading a collection of kiplings short stories and P.G Woodhouse.

Heroes:

Dick Powell in Murder, My sweet. oh and Peter Lorre, for being Peter Lorre

My Blog

Top 10 Westerns of all time?

For some reason I appear to be having a western revival this week. Why I don't know but it got me thinking..... What are your favorite Films and Scenes....   ...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:56:00 PST

The Great Global Warming Swindle....

Anyone watch this on C4? What are your thoughts on the programme...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:51:00 PST