The Woolwich Arsenal. Photography. The countryside. Abolishing the royal family. Laughing like a twat. Being a professional luddite.
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- morons; or
- people who think that i will like their metal band. I won't.
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Music:
Skinny Puppy, Nine Inch Nails, Einsturzende Naubauten, Third Eye Foundation, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Dinosaur Jnr, Snake River Conspiracy, Cypress Hill, Mozart, Horace Silver, Aphex Twin, Frank Zappa, Killing Joke, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Nusrat Fatih Ali Khan, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Murder Inc, KMFDM, John Lee Hooker, MC 900ft Jesus, Ian Dury, Meat Beat Manifesto, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Memphis Slim, Nova Mob, Pig Face, Wiseblood, Steroid Maximus, Portishead, Consolidated, Lynton Kwesi Johnson, Dub Syndicate, Brian Eno, KLF, Beastie Boys, Recoil, Wu-Tang Clan, Ice Cube, Half Man Half Biscuit, Public Enemy, Shellac, Coil, Queens of the Stone Age, Big Black, Sonic Youth, Butthole Surfers, Primus, Husker Du, Dexter Gordon, Herbie Hancock, Johnny Cash, Lard, Beach Boys, Orb, Selector, Specials, Madness, Chet Baker, Fairfield Four, Funkadelic, Manu Chao, Buzzcocks, Damned, Meters, Cramps, Lee Scratch Perry, Parliament, Isaac Hayes, Blind Boys of Alabama, Public Image, Black Star Liner, Lamb, Stranglers, Talvin Singh, Frank Sinatra, Coleman Hawkins, Rimsky-Korsakov, Kinks, Thirteenth Floor Elevators, Ali Hassan Kuban, Red Army Choir, Noise Unit, Frontline Assembly, The Jam, Squeeze, Undertones, Nina Simone, Sarah Vaughan, Gang of Four, Ella Fitzgerald, Josef Locke, Golden Gate Quartet, Gogol Bordello.
I listen to nothing except Stockhausen's Helicopter String Quartet (whilst lying on the floor in a darkened room) these days.
Movies:
Three Colours Trilogy, Jean de Florette, Easy Rider, Eraserhead, Life is Beautiful, Blood Simple, The Big Lebowski, Apocalypse Now, Rosemary's Baby, Priscilla Queen of the Desert,Leningrad Cowboys, Down by Law, Das Boot, Goodbye Lenin, Dekalog, Delicatessen, The Cement Garden, Cinema Paradiso, Finding Nemo.
Television:
I have long since given up watching Logie Baird's infernal contraption, but DVDs i own and love include The Day today, Spaced, Jam, Brass Eye, Jeeves & Wooster, Black Books, People Like Us, Father Ted etc.
Books:
Dostoyevsky, Baudelaire, Voltaire, Camus, Pratchet.
Heroes:
Bill Hicks, Bill Bailey, Vivian Stanshall, Frank Zappa, Chris Morris.
