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About Me

Fading like a Daguerreotype image of halcyon days, sun-etched on an afternuncheon tea tray, imaginary Regis-on-Sea raises rusting wrought-iron defiance to the march of time and tide. In this delightful Thoughtshire resort, "Kiss-me-Quick" hats serve more as a denture warning than an enticement, similarly a "Seventies Revival" means mouth-to-mouth or even defibrillator training. Everything in eyeshot is painted with blue and white stripes.

On the Grande Promenade, rows of rot-tooth beach huts, some white, some yellow, others burned a cokey-ochre (okey-cokey, in-out, in-out, shake it all a bumblebee) offer shade and solace from the grinning grockles. Nearby, envious deckchair attendants warm their hands over lightbulbs purloined from the oxymoronic "Fun Fair". There is scarcely a dull moment.....ont ..ont

Baboon for now,

Lobby Lud

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/2/2007
Band Members:

Left to rot:

Edwin Balthus - Euphonium, Ukulele Banjo
Walter Undershott - Baritone and Tenor Saxophones, Flatulence
Wiglud Van Trombonen - Trombone only
Mr. Plastichead - Also Ukulele Banjo, you can't have too many
Schmaltzy Kruna - Lovely Voice
Lobby Lud (retd.) - Tuba
Maris Piper - Tuber
Henry Hartley Fortescue - Teeth, Four Kazoos all at the same time, how very clever; some Piano
The Mechanical Drum Machine - Drums, eventually
Cousin Hector Manshouting - Tea, Drums and Swazzle
Dr. Chi Ting - Trumpet, Cornet, Ice Creams re-soled and railways destroyed
E.F.Emera - Clarinettophone and Trombellocursus (Thursdays, ask p.m. Hot Food served)

Influences: The whole kaboodle appeared in a dream after a glass of Absenta Tunel and a most disturbed night's sleep. Honestly.
Sounds Like: "...up-ending the cutlery drawer on to a granite-cold bare foot first thing in the morning."
Record Label: Unhinged

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