I'm Chairman of the New Sheridan Club. I like pear drops. Stephen Fry pinched TWO jokes off me, and, if anyone bothered to watch 'Kingdom', he also pinched my red trousers and light-green tweed look. I can't find my book about Colditz written by Hauptmann Priem, which is getting bloody irritating. I know most US Army Vietnam slang. If you unscrew your belly-button your bum falls off. If the landing gear on a F27 won't come down, throw it into a big turn. I'm Etiquette Correspondent and Literary Editor for 'The Chap' magazine. MEND=bunkering.
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