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Nic the Chick

bring three of your friends.

About Me

i want to transform you into something amazing, something that will rescue us from tragedy. but you just stare at me--blank and unwilling to change. without you my thoughts simply fade with the morning, if they show at all, etched into thick skin. so we weep and sob and a distant relative of yours catches what's left of our inspiration...but i will only throw him away. i hate you. you were once my only love and the only thing i thought i'd always have, but you would never even speak to me. it's fine. simply absorb the heavy lines of my self-induced angst and show them to the world. i'll keep sending them your way.

My Interests

i hang on to lost causes and worn out socks. i love horrible movies. naps are fun. so is watching lockup on msnbc.i am also quite fond of those durkee fried onion things that come in a can.

I'd like to meet:

people who can appreciate the fact that i write prose dedicated to paper.

Music:

clutch, fugazi, skeleton key, etta james, yeah yeah yeahs, kool and the gang, beret!, portishead, melt banana, black eyes, n*e*r*d, chevelle, new order, slayer, wu tang, the dead milkmen, pat benatar, the descendents, cursive, us maple, outkast, bad astronaut, fu-schnickens, david bowie, blood4blood, queen, propagandhi, DMX, the meanwhiles, janis joplin, kut u up, against me, missy elliot, the goons, theme song from the a-team, the phenomenauts, johnny cash, no knife, q and not u, berlin, billie holiday, nofx, amy winehouse, birdman, lily allen, the lawrence arms, concrete blonde, old ice cube, jawbreaker, tori amos, the clash, kidz bop, the rise, turbonegro, fiona apple, converge, the faint, dwarves, guzzard, the aquabats!, the jesus and mary chain, peter gabriel, guns n roses, the sugarcubes, communique, dinah washington, to name a few.**************************

Movies:

pleasures of the damned, harold and kumar go to white castle, bringing out the dead, baseketball, da godfodder 2, the boondock saints, the original godzilla, the one when king kong was in space, american psycho, super troopers, vertigo, short circuit 2, donnie darko, anchorman, the silence of the lambs, and ANY movie which features poorly crafted monster robots.
Your Monster Profile
Shadow Dictator

You Feast On: Olives

You Lurk Around In: Swamps

You Especially Like to Torment: Hipsters What's Your Monster Name?

Television:

i love it all. except big brother and anime.

Books:

the stranger by albert camus, a confederacy of dunces by john kennedy toole, le petit prince.

Heroes:



also... oprah, rafael lemkin, alexis ernst, mr. t, and whoever invented aerosol cheese.

My Blog

dumb product review, number-o won.

our first product is one which is apparently widely available, due to some glitch in the time-space continuum. we bought it at hollywood video so that we could wretch even more when we watched "black...
Posted by Nic the Chick on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:04:00 PST

sex and the city was a horrible show.

I'M SO FUCKING GREAT AT THESE SURVEYS. YOU KNOW THOSE STUPID SPAM COMMENTS THAT SOW UP ON YOUR PAGE, SAYING THINGS LIKE, "GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS IN YOUR SPARE TIME!"? WELL. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN....
Posted by Nic the Chick on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:46:00 PST

man, it's been a while.

well, everyone who knows stuff knows i found the love of my life, moved to georgia, had an ultracute baby girl, and things couldn't be nifitier for me.  i do miss baltimore, but sorry to say...
Posted by Nic the Chick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

def poetry spam.

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Posted by Nic the Chick on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:52:00 PST

i guess that's what it feels like in the stockyard.

i've been tagged.  fuck. The Game: Once tagged, you must write 6 weird things/habits about yourself, & then tag 6 more people. Those 6 people must write about 6 weird things/habits in a blog ...
Posted by Nic the Chick on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:26:00 PST

if you think, for one second, that i will put up with bullshit...

...then you are dead fucking wrong. i have been through some dumb crap the past few years, beginning with bobby.  he was a decent human being when we met, then turned into an asshole when he beca...
Posted by Nic the Chick on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:31:00 PST

gladys was right the first time.

i'm going to head out again on tuesday, this time via amtrak.  this means that i'll be on the train from 2 pm until 140 am wednesday.  so i really will be leaving...on that midnight train to...
Posted by Nic the Chick on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:23:00 PST

i'm leaving you.

i belong with nick snow.  i know this deeper than i've ever known anything...ever.  he makes me happy, and lives to do so. so, in late june, i will be pulling up roots and jetting off to geo...
Posted by Nic the Chick on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:47:00 PST

i miss my brain

i'm leaving in less than a week, and will be gone for five days.  i haven't gone out much recently because people at bars are going to soon become incredibly exhausted of my happy and ridiculousl...
Posted by Nic the Chick on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:38:00 PST

i win!

guess which one i am: torgo 777: ughhhhh....chiefsauvage666: im trashedtorgo 777: me too, but not on boozechiefsauvage666: i wish i hasd nytquil to go with mu vodkatorgo 777: i just ate a 20 piece mcn...
Posted by Nic the Chick on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:30:00 PST