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ADD Skatepark Of BaltimoreVIEW Skatepark Of Baltimore Hi, I'm Emily. My life is really pretty boring...but I have a good imagination, so it works out alright. I hate for real fake people, but I love people who like to be fake just for funny. I am crazy. This has been determined by many of my friends, but I like to think of it as a good thing, because if I were completely sane, I wouldn't be me. I'm a take it or leave it type a gal. So, if you don't like it, I'll show you the door...and it'll mos def hit you in the ass on your way out. I don't believe in love anymore because I just don't think it's real. If anyone thinks they can prove me wrong, please try. I don't discriminate unless you're an asshole, which 90% of the time, you probably are. I have a vivid imagination and tend to get lost in it as often as possible. I hate bumper stickers. Cars are for driving, not personal/political expression. I love all music, if only some of it for a short time. I can't be in a car that is quiet and I can't get through a day without my ipod. I love my car and I love to drive. I will spend most of the summer obsessing over my car and modding it. Maybe next summer I'll be back into the car show scene. I love taking photos. Photos of cars especially, and that'll be on my summer list as well. Pretty much the only thing I'm not putting on my summer list is having my heart broken yet again. I'm tired of that shit.

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My Interests

I love cars-volkswagens to be specific, driving, riding my (pedal) bike, skateboarding, snowboarding, shooting guns, photography, movies, cooking, music, singing, dancing, going to new places, roadtrips, writing, typing, wearing HUGE sunglasses, separating my interests with commas, people watching, drawing, screaming, squeeling, honking and waving the opposite way, nicknaming, walking, smoking cigarettes, drinking, good pain, telling fibs, anything that's free, prank phone calls, whoopie cushions, text messaging, my rubberband ball, watching motorsports on tv (not nascar)...etc...i cooked this:

I'd like to meet:

I'M HERE FOR "FRIENDS"...SO, NO, I DON'T WANT TO "CYBER" WITH YOU. SO FUCK OFF!K THX BYEBe careful what kind of messages you send me because I really enjoy forwarding dumb fuck messages to my friends and making fun of them. You've been warned!People who share similar interests and such...I like geeks, and people who don't give a fuck...tall people, short people, fat people, skinny people...people in general. But I really only add people who I already know in person, so...if you don't know me, git ta steppin', SON. If you DO know me and I LIKE you, then maybe I'll allow you to be on my future TV show. It's gonna happen. I swear.
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Brass Knuckles
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Music:

I decided to scratch he whole laundry list of music....really, there's no possible way to list every band or artist I'm interested in. I love all music. I don't discriminate. I have a new favorite song about 3 times a day. I will play my favorite album of the moment all day long. I NEED to have music in the car at all times. Just gimmie a beat. I know, it looks like a magazine ad, doesn't it? I'm awesome.

Movies:

Ok, scratched the laundry list of movies as well. I love movies. I go to the theatre at least twice a month. I love movies you wouldn't think I'd love. I buy DVD's more than rent them. I own movies I haven't seen yet and still haven't watched them. Not really saying I have a metric shit-ton of movies, just reiterating the fact that I'm a frivolous person and I waste a lot of money stuff that I might never get any use out of. I'm probably on my way to the theatre right this very second.

Television:

Law and Order(s), CSI, HBO shows [Entourage, Sopranos, Lucky Louie], Grey's Anatomy, reality shows, fix-er-up shows...anything interesting.....

Books:

A State by State Guide to the 50 States by the State, Uncle John's UNSTOPPABLE Bathroom Reader...I read more periodicals than books...in other words, I'm not much of a reader, but I LOVE to write!! Read my blog...

Heroes:

Lara Croft, Mario, and Luigi. I also like Yoshi.In all actuality, my mom is my hero.

My Blog

Clean Mirrors.

Ever since I can remember, I've been enthralled by mirrors. My Mom always had a variety of mirrors in different shapes and sizes throughout the house my favorite being the antique round mirror th...
Posted by Professional Whistler™ on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:04:00 PST

Readiness.

When is ANYONE ever really ready for ANYTHING in life? I've asked my self that same question a million times. I've been living my life by the MINUTE since August 17th 2001 at about 7:30pm. That's the ...
Posted by Professional Whistler™ on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:15:00 PST

Feelin' The Clack.

Boom BAP original RAP. I didn't think I'd actually make it, but I did. My second wind hit me like a hurricane on the way home from Towson last night after drinks with the girls. I wasn't gonna go at ...
Posted by Professional Whistler™ on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:41:00 PST

Allergic to SNOOZE?!

This is VERY unlike me. I can't snooze. WEIRD. I'm up and it's only 7:36am as I type this sentence. And i think I'm still drunk. AWESOME! Time for a shower! My musical selection equals my cell phone a...
Posted by Professional Whistler™ on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:39:00 PST

Sooooooooooooooooo...

So, chillin here waitin' for Landis to get all perdy so we can hit the town a lil bit...yea, it's the tuesday thing to do. If you didn't know that Limewire is my new SHIT, you betta AXE somebaWWWWWdy!...
Posted by Professional Whistler™ on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:07:00 PST

Felt like clackin' the keyboard a lil before leavin...

I don't know how I do it. Lack of sleep really just doesn't catch up to me; or at least it hasn't as of yet. Why is it possible for me to stay up until 3am and still make it to work on time?! Oh yea, ...
Posted by Professional Whistler™ on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:17:00 PST

Fun with Google Image Search

I decided to do a little learning today since I'm not all too busy at work...well, I mean, there's always SOMETHING I could do, but why do work on a saturday when I can play "Fun with Google Image Sea...
Posted by Professional Whistler™ on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 09:01:00 PST

Too nice.

I wonder what the point of all this is. Why make the effort when it'll only be thwarted in the end and REAL happiness is just a mirage? Is it really worth it to be extra kind and nice to someone only ...
Posted by Professional Whistler™ on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 04:48:00 PST

OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

FIRST OF ALL, FUCK YOU, MySpace for not having an "Injuries" blog Catergory!!!!!!!!!! Now let's get to why I'm mad about that. NW BMW SUCKS. Why the fuck don't they have brakes for an M5 in stock...
Posted by Professional Whistler™ on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:03:00 PST

probably just about the WORST IDEA EVAR!!!!

it all started with Tabasco brand hot sauce a couple months ago. it was your average friday night at Fletcher's...Landis, Jeff, the crew. yea. well, someone dared me to take a shot of Tabasco (the rew...
Posted by Professional Whistler™ on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:08:00 PST