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About Me

Newest Sketch: Meshuggah's misheard lyrics from the song "Future Breed Machine""Piece of Shit car" featuring Sean Becker of Awkward Pictures and Greg Benson of Mediocre Films !............... SillyCon.net Is in a state of perpetual reconstruction...SillyCon moved from Baltimore to Los Angeles in Feb 2007.The two man team of Jeff Conner and Matt Silfen met during film class back in 2001 at Towson University. After taking 2nd place at Towson's 2002 film festival (only 2nd place because the fuckers that came in first CHEATED!), their friendship grew stronger and the humor insinuated between the two evolved then transformed into an ugly beast with no compassion or patience for "traditional" or "run-of-the-mill" style jokes. Today Jeff and Matt, (aside from having the same arrangement of consonant-vowel-consonant-consonant; consonant-vowel-consonant-consonant-vowel-consonant to their name), work dilligently to bring a side of humor to the masses that is too awkward for mere words. With the help of Steve the dog; they vandalize animals, food and ideas of normality. To date, they have released 3 DVD's, the latest (100 Halmburgers) being released July of 2006 at the Baltimore Comedy Factory. Since their move to California, they have released a few sketches singularly, but not yet a full dvd. The next epic SillyCon dvd is in the works.Please feel free to message us and write 2 paragraphs of absurd food, sexual and animal related prose. I edited my profile with Satan's Crazy Cheeseburger Wheel!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who like to laugh, people with tons of money that want to pay us to do this forever. Bands that want us to use their music in a sketch, people who wantto act in SillyCon sketches, people who want to have sex with us in exchange for fruit. Check out Ellis! he rocks balls and we love him forever! Natty Kid Productions! http://www.nattykidonline.com/

My Blog

Things that came and things to come...

Matt has finally got the Mac computer we have been dreaming of for so long... This means SillyCon can do all our own editing, plus other peoples' editing ON OUR OWN! Final Cut 2.0 with all the trimmin...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:17:00 GMT

update

So Matt and I have been dormant some while now. fear not, plebians, wheels are turning. matt is in the process of getting the mac computer for editing purposes and whence that occurs, we shall be prod...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:56:00 GMT

The new Sketches

So we got done 2 sketches, but one that was completely unexpected and bound to be hilarity! we're filming ANOTHER sketch tomorrow morning with our pals from Mediocre films and Awkward pictures! we're ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:14:00 GMT

First filming in Cali!

Sillycon is on the set this weekend producing at least 2 new sketches that should be available within a month or so! Wolf Cookies and a very special cologne... holla.
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 14:05:00 GMT

SillyCon Hosting L.A. screening of TROLL 2!!!

Thats right Best worst movie ever. Us. L.A. rock n roll!! Los Angeles - Friday, August 10th, 11:59pm (Midnight) Nuart Theatre, cast-members in attendance with Q&A to follow.
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:30:00 GMT

Steve goes for a Drive playing at Newport Beach Festival

We are part of a "Comedy Gumbo" of sorts, hosted by our pals at Awkward Pictures. you can read their blog about the Newport Beach Film Festival Blog Here!!!
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:57:00 GMT

CALIFORNIA DREAMIN

Matt and Jeff leave tuesday feb 20th for good. Hollywood, CA. If you wanna hang, get in touch with us now! we are busy as hell but we wanna see everyone before we leave..! Jeff's new band "Scroh...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 15:30:00 GMT

Happy Fucking Everything, Everybody!!!

Thanks to everyone up on our martha foockin froinds licht. That's right; froinds licht... Thanks to everyone who believes in us.Thanks to everyone who comes into the bar and tells me they sit aro...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 16:00:00 GMT

Short n sweet...

So I haven't written in a while. We have been laying dormant since Cali, but rest assured- We have been active. As you could probably see, we got sketches up, from the newest dvd - 100 Halmburgers. A ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 07:23:00 GMT

HA and sillycon 3

4 sketches done for the new dvd. i just wrote another one tonight based on matt's character "Phillip L Birthdaycake" this shit is gping to make people pee in their pants. Sillycon 3 july 11! it'...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:48:00 GMT