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About Me

One day I decided I should have me a Celebrity Boyfriend.
So I hopped into bed with Johnny Vegas, Michael Portillo proposed to me and I stalked Martin Freeman. I cuddled with Nigel Havers, got a cob on with Dom Joly and had a fight with Kris Marshall. I held hands with Gyles Brandreth, went on a rollercoaster with Hugo Speer and broke up with Steve Jones. I managed 75 Celebrity Boyfriends in the end and I got it all on film.
And of course, I did it all in the name of Art.
And of course I couldn't pull off a quest like this without rules:
Number one: the Boyfriend was completely in charge of the shot. As long as it wasn't full frontal I was up for anything, even betraying my vegetarian principles.
Number two: I would always wear the same combination of black top and jeans unless otherwise instructed (I can't wait to explain the fishnets and whip to the mother in law).
And Number three: At no time whatsoever would I ever pretend any of this was for real and sell my "story" to the tabs.
What started as a dare turned into my graduation project which turned into a book
So if you fancy I'm pulling your leg click here to check me out on Amazon and if you want to have a butchers at the Bloomsbury site you can by pressing here
And then there's this here Heat Magazine review...
Not to mention my turn on Richard and Judy...
And should you feel the need to confess any personal Celebrity Boyfriend fantasies leave me a comment. As for me I've always had a thing about fat Elvis in rhinestone with a peanut butter sandwich in one hand and singing me Wooden Heart....

My Interests

Check out Natasha Newton's fantastic paintings on http://www.myspace.com/thoroughlymodernpainter or press here

I'd like to meet:

Elvis, Jean Reno and Christopher Walken

I have now moved from Celebrity Boyfriends to Sons of Preacher Men - want a look at my progress? Then click on this....

Books:

Straightening Ali written by a foxy bloke called Amjeed - he's in my top list

My Blog

nice frock shame about the text

So yes, I'm on sale now in the June edition Elle with Keira Knightly on the cover. Blink and you'll miss me but at least I look vaguely presentable....
Posted by My Celebrity Boyfriend on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:26:00 PST

Elle

Yesterday I got to wear purple Vivienne Westwood and green Christian Louboutin 5" heeled wedges. Yesterday I was the "model/talent" on a photoshoot for Elle Magazine. For f**k's sake!!! Me? In designe...
Posted by My Celebrity Boyfriend on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST

Richard, Judy and me

So this is how it went...Friday9am - I'm already shopping as I have nothing to wear. No seriously, nothing, I've not even had time to do my washing for a couple of weeks so I can't even recycle11.30am...
Posted by My Celebrity Boyfriend on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST

Omigod I'm going on Richard and Judy

I have the shakes so this is taking a long time to write and I think I may be sick at any moment but I did it! I'm on R&J Friday 16th Feb Channel 4 5-6pm. HOLY FUCK!
Posted by My Celebrity Boyfriend on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:39:00 PST

Songs to Introduce me

Today I mainly had my shoulders hunched up around my ears sitting by myself in a room with light blue hessian for wallpaper wearing earphones and talking to absent people through a microphone. 11 inte...
Posted by My Celebrity Boyfriend on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:36:00 PST

great face for radio

Bloody hell, I've done two radio interviews today. Got into work this morning, sat down and my mobile rang, it was British Forces Radio. So I excused myself and went and perched in the conference room...
Posted by My Celebrity Boyfriend on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

The Tabloids: A Retraction

It's no use. I say "I'm going to be in the Mail on Sunday this week" and then I get a mass of text messages and emails to say "where?" This has now been going on for three weeks.Then I say "I'm going ...
Posted by My Celebrity Boyfriend on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:33:00 PST

The Guardian Jan 6th 2007

So this is when it gets scary. This Saturday, The Guardian is starting a three-part serialisation of the book. I have no idea how to react. Do I nonchalantly drop all of my friend's, colleagues and ac...
Posted by My Celebrity Boyfriend on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:09:00 PST

it's starting....

So there I was in my hostel bed in Melbourne on my seventh hour of trying to remain really still so as not to be sick everywhere when I get a text message. It's 3.15am so it can only be the UK or some...
Posted by My Celebrity Boyfriend on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST

Richard and Judy pt 2

Now, I've just posted this as a bulletin but I thought I'd post it here too.Five things I can almost guarantee will happen if I get on Richard and Judy:1) I will be a very unattractive red colour, thi...
Posted by My Celebrity Boyfriend on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:54:00 PST