Formerly Known As Antonia & The Vodka Fairy

About Me

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On a good day..... I like being experimental, I like finding out where my boundaries are and giving them a good shove, and if that feels comfortable then I like to push them further......I like to make people happy and I like being selfish......I like finding things for free and recycling stuff......I like playing with words and making people laugh......I like to tickle my pink (and that's not necessarily what you think it might be!!!)......I like to sing and I love sleeping......I like to cycle everywhere in 4th gear......I like drinking and smoking too much,......I need more self-discipline to offset my hedonistically inclined slacker tendencies......I love Lego.
On a BAD day however..... Just don't fuckin' wind me up, ok? Especially if you're some stupid blind cunt behind the wheel of a car/taxi/van/truck/coach/bus/lorry or just some stupid blind idiot pedestrian randomly stepping out into the road......those two little things, quarter way down your face? They're called EYES - Fuckin' USE 'em...........On PMT Week - see above and imagine it Angry, Hormonal and Out Of Control.
"My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead."
"A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his arse while he is on fire."

My Interests

Name..: Er...what do you think?

Do you think you're attractive?: Yes - even without me teeth in! Hahahahaha!!!
Honestly.. Do other people think that you are attractive?: I believe they do, yes.....

Love/Money:: Oh love, evey time....although a bit of money would be nice :D
Hugs/Kisses:: Depends who's doing the hugging and kissing.....
Long/Short term relationships:: Both, please - though not at the same time, obviously.....
Friends/Boyfriends:: Both.....
Gentlemen/ A sweet talker:: A gent every time - the sweet talkers can piss off.

Heels/Flats:: Flatties.....I like my feet.....
Boy shorts/Thongs:: Depends who's wearing them, HeHe ;)!!!

I LOVE it when...: My baby-girl squeals with laughter
I HATE it when...: Some BLIND idiot of a pedestrian/car/van/bus driver randomly steps/pulls out in front of me on the bike - yeah, 'cos I'm fuckin' invisible aren't I?.....
I WISH I can/could...: As a cyclist be er.....SEEN.....sarcastic? Me? Whatever gave you that idea?!
The best way to piss me of is to...: Ignore me/run me over/randomly step out or pull over RIGHT in front of me when I'm out cycling.......er...H E L L O?
Getting on your good side is easy if...: You're nice to me
People think I am...: A nutter......
I KNOW I am...: A COMPLETE nutter - MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Who are you thinking about now!: Tweaking.....
When was your last kiss?: This afternoon :D

Last person you talked to on the phone?: Tara
What do you fear?: Losing a loved one
What do you want to achieve this year?: To be able to get up every morning at 7.ooam by July.....
How far do you want to go in life?: All the way mate!
Who do you look up to?: Survivors, people who care enough to get up off their arses and actually DO something.....
Do you consider yourself popluar?: Yes
Do you have alot of enemies?: No.....only idiots and they don't count.....

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who'll stimulate and challenge me without pissing me off....... Friends, old, new and in-between, It'd be good to meet some local parents and other mums; pretty much anyone really; Quirky, funny, compassionate, warm and fuzzy people.....tall ones and short ones, light ones and dark ones..... - .....I would have said I'd like to meet Jude Law, but I did that already.....hehehe!!! ;)
I don't want to meet any adults with any sodding Disney in their profile; there's just something not right about that......I don't want to meet that fucking purple freak Barney - just keep him away from me, okay?.....Don't wanna meet the Pope - unless I can give him a good slap......And can I get stuck in a lift with Sean Connery while he's still able,please?......................................
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Music:

More comedian and poet but Hell! It's JOHN HEGLEY!!! Have you heard him sing "Rover"?!!

Robert Wyatt: Shipbuilding - contrary to "popular" opinion - he is NOT covering an Elvis Costello track......Elvis Costello wrote it FOR Robert Wyatt to sing......about the Falklands war.........fast forward to Iraq x 2 .....and what have we bloody learnt?

Movies:

Television:

Books:

Heroes:

http://www.justgiving.com/jonnykennedy
I never knew this wonderful person who died so young and so tragically, yet against all the odds still managed to smile and to laugh and to give hope to so many others..... God Bless and may you be free of pain...
......and also but by no means least....Nimisha and Craig from Bristol.....your love inspires me.....XXX

My Blog

KIDS - who'd 'ave 'em?

Bloody HELL!Starting to think I'm being punished for crimes I comitted in a previous life....Got a kid who argues the toss about EVERYTHING.......here's her itinerary.....MORNING: Argue about getting ...
Posted by Pervert With A Fish Called Thumbelina... on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

Another Bloody Abscess!

Not AGAIN&&.because it's only been two months since the last one! I have NEVER had an abscess in my life and then bang!! I get two in the space of two months that's not bloody fair, is it? Thi...
Posted by Pervert With A Fish Called Thumbelina... on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:53:00 PST

The Ale's Back On.......

Antonia's Make-Believe Breweries Inc Have Great Pleasure In Announcing ~ ~ ~ (wait for it&&&..) ~ ~ ~ The Lego Arms has re-opened for business! ~ ~ ~ The missing beer pumps leading to the ...
Posted by Pervert With A Fish Called Thumbelina... on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:46:00 PST

Flushing The Toilet Down The 'Phone.....

Nuisance telephone callsWhat to do about them.........if you don't know who they're from they can be quite alarming, if not downright frightening. There are measures one can take to remedy this, chang...
Posted by Pervert With A Fish Called Thumbelina... on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:36:00 PST

Fish

FishMore specifically goldfish and minnowsWhat exactly do they - er - DO?Er....nothingOK, not ..nothing... They swim around lethargically a bit, they hide (in a CLEAR glass tank, with a small plastic...
Posted by Pervert With A Fish Called Thumbelina... on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:53:00 PST

Midnight Drunken Invasions...

Hahaha!!! I had a shock last night; 1.30am and I'm about ready to hit the sack when.... BANGBANGBANGBANG - there's someone TRYING TO BREAK IN THROUGH THE BATHROOM WINDOW! - so I went to the front door...
Posted by Pervert With A Fish Called Thumbelina... on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:23:00 PST

A Tattoo Explained...

Tattoos, always wanted to have one, but was too scared - then joy of joys, the whole planet got into them and it became socially acceptable and OK to have one!Still scared though....So I came up with ...
Posted by Pervert With A Fish Called Thumbelina... on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:28:00 PST

I MET JUDE LAW!!!!!!

Oh. My. God........ ~ ~ ~ .....F u c k i n ' HELL!..... I'm still reeling from the shock!! I was on the train from Penzance to Plymouth after dropping my daughter off at her Dad's, s...
Posted by Pervert With A Fish Called Thumbelina... on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:28:00 PST