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Amanda

Si Senor como no!

About Me

I now have another job slinging drinks at one of the many many gay bars in, I know it sounds wierd but it't true I sweat, Lexington Kenfucky. It is rad and I am all about it. In the bestest of news I will be heading back home to Nuevo Mexico with one bunny, one six year old, and one giant red head in June sometime. Anyone know of a cute 2 bedroom in Santa Fe?? Write me immediatly.

My Interests

Amongst the manly arts, fishing, shooting, gambling, drinking , camping, and making out.Amongst the femmy arts, cooking, wishing I could buy clothes I can't afford, dissing other peoples clothes I can't afford, eating strange food, globe hopping, drinking and making out.

I'd like to meet:

All of my friends that are flung to the far corners of this great nation, when they pull up in their U-Haul full of shit ready to move back home!! Make it happen people.

Music:

Paul Simon. And the Pixies, just Paul Simon and the Pixies.

Movies:

I am going to have to call Y Tu Mama Tambien because it has everything I love in one place. Mexico, Gael Garcia Bernal, road trips, tequila, fake boobies, friends, and innapropiate sexual behavior.

Television:

I have cable all hard...but not for long my dears. I am hoping that when I live in a place where the weather sucks way less ass I will be a little less cable dependent. Wish me luck.

Books:

Alright I am going to try to diversify here and see how it goes. Keep me posted people. Ed Abbey, Dave Sedaris, J.D. Salinger, H.S.T., Michael Graves, Jared Diamond, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, most historical fiction or half fiction eg. I Claudius, Ishi, The Boy who Would be King, shit like that, Tom Wolf, Truman Capote, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Procrastination for Dummies, you know what sucks about his list?? There isn't a single chick on here, and I can't think of one that would change it.

Heroes:

Man I wish I had a better answer to that, I think it would go on forever and sound just as lame as I think it will.

My Blog

The way it is

Just thought I would do a quick "I wonder what in the hell Amanda is up to?" blog to keep any of you that are intrested posted.... how many people are intrested? Not so many, I suppose but hell I am d...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PST

Not so much of the talking

Wanted to tell you all that I am quite incommunicado at this point. My phone does not work in the pueblo and we have no internet yet. So if you want to catch me call me during the week between 1 and 9...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:36:00 PST

Boring doo doo

Well I have now been told several times to write a little somethin somethin telling everyone my current status. So here goes for anyone who cares.... does anyone care? Probably not but what the hell: ...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

Laters on Lexington

Well it is my final night in Lexington Kentucky for lord only knows how long, since I am apparently nostalgic and overly emotional I have decided to compile a short list of things I will miss about my...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:05:00 PST

Right up my wasted alley

Ladies (you know who you are) I expect you to do the same. We will laugh we will cry, we will remember the time we threw up in each others cars. 1. Have you ever been drunk?Oh just one or two thousand...
Posted by Amanda on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:30:00 PST

I hate this month

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?Moved away from my home town, went to a wedding, went to a bourbon factory, caught a bass, washed a childs hair, used the expression "ate ...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:53:00 PST

home crap home

I should warn you all that I find this story incrediblyfunny. Some of the other people involved do not find it sofunny. So if you recieve hate mail from one big old Irishmen because you found it amusi...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:48:00 PST

Mean as snakes on a plane

This following blog was written by Mrs. John Whipple (formely Molly (black) Terrell). I would like to be her, and thus I like to steal her blogs and instead of having to think for myself I can si...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:08:00 PST

Its the one that says bad mother fucker on it.

Alright I have been thinking this over and over in my mind and now it is time to survey the general public, and by general public I mean the 8 people who care enough about me to read this silly thing,...
Posted by Amanda on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:33:00 PST

Five and Dime my ass.

I am at work steaming ugly patchwork Indian mens shirts (your team) when suddenly the steam hits my oflactories and I was overwhelmed by the strangest sensation. Heart skipping uncensored exitment fol...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:16:00 PST