Masturbating and talking shit. Montana and New Mexico.
People who don't tell me their life story right away, anyone missing teeth, Queen lovers, hippies when I kill them. I would also like to find my long lost friend Alex Drake. If anyone has information on her please let me know.
Velvet my butt
Donnie Darko, The Jerk
Golden Girls, Simpsons, Arrested Development.
If you like Ishmael you should no longer be my friend.Edward Abbey is the man.
Mom, Dad, Amanda, Mr.Myers from Santa Fe High, Ralph Stedman, and Dietz.